BigMuhFknMil

Houston Texas!! top flight security officer im just that big fella from up the street that everybody know. follow me on instagram & Snapchat = bigmuhfknmil !! RAPE my ask button!!! hope u like my page!! if not then Free Web Counters users online

[bad-days-are-ok]

[curvy-caro]

Trying to wear this Valentine’s Day for someone’s son❣️

[curvy-caro]

Never worn this for anyone 🥺 where the local people who like big bitches 😤 I’m tired of having big everything and not being felt up!

[everything-minni]

This is so cute! Where did you get it sis

[curvy-caro]

It’s from Amazon love! 😘❤️ if I find the link ill send it to you!

[bigmuhfknmil]

🙋🏽‍♂️ I’m somebody’s son!!

[cosmonautroger]

[surprisingly-ok]

Translation from French :

(by the way all of this is pronounced with a thick southern accent)

A : Oh fuck.. Isabelle! I’m stuck in the glass, come help me!

B : Well…

A : Come help me! I am fucking stuck, god damn it!

B : You’re dumb.

A : Just take this. *hands her the dish soap* Put some right there, so I can take it out.

B : Are you stupid or what?….. Fuck, you’re really stupid.

A : Take some more! *hands her the dish soap again*

B : Put your hand back!

A : …

B : …

A : *bursts out laughing*

B : You’re fucking kidding me. What a dumbass.

A : *laughs* I got soap all over my hand. *to the camera* See it’s not only blondes… *to Isabelle* and you’re not even blonde!

[sasoraye-deactivated20200129]

[sanctuaryofcinema]

2020 was a shit show

[o-kurwa]

[theepoetspoet]

There is no unskilled labor

[annadesu]

My promise is fulfilled. lol

[anxietyproblem]

[gl3000]

[yellew]

before and after work

[thefirstagreement]

SiR - John Redcorn

[luvisblack]

#LuvIsBlack #BTOMBG #MarleysThoughts https://www.instagram.com/p/CHf9G2Tnd-x/?igshid=wmegqo1toi9a

[bob-belcher]

Australia did not censor this ICONIC moment! (x)

[spoonmeb]

i seriously need every white dude with power to have this type of energy. 

[saturnineaqua]

Prep the white woman that looks genuinely disturbed

[yemme]

People are sitting watching America BURN and not saying a word.  Thank you Mr. Robert De Niro. 

[lejendxoxo-deactivated20191028]

Love this man

[localstarboy]

Daughter:“Can I cuss?” Mom:“No” 💀😂

[alexbelvocal]

😂😂😂😂😂

[jjsinterlude]

“If I die, I’ll never forget you mama” “Stop talking to me” LMAO

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

😂

[badwolf757-deactivated20190121]

Why momma lookin like she just had sex …

[blackdrummerboy]

I thought I was the only who noticed she just started biting her lip for no reason 😂😂💀

[badwolf757-deactivated20190121]

Riiiiight she told her “stop talking” cause she was focused on a nut …im just saying😂

[kingjaffejoffer]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I’m glad its not just me

[alwaysbewoke]

it’s as clear as day!

she busted the nut right here…

and now all this is the afterglow…

[realcomplexclarity]

yea ma definitely got that nut😭

[realcomplexclarity]

Lmfaoooo I had to reblog dis🤔😭😭🤣🤣😂

[slimchocolatebeauty]

Dawg this is hilarioussssss😂😂😂

[thicksexyasswomen13]

🤣

[bigfatbbwcelullitelover]

damn….hottest thing Ive seen this year

[robbiebandz]

😍😍😍😍😍

[oneofakindss-deactivated2022081]

🤣🤣🤣

[ebonyeyeze]

I need one of these nutts…

[indiana2sexybitch]

[kaiatl]

There’s a few of you.. whenever I see your name on my inbox, my dick immediately starts throbbing and my mouth begins to water 🤤🤤🤤

[localstarboy]

Chance the rapper me as a parent 😂😂😂😭

[bando--grand-scamyon]

“You on some weird shit homie…”

[fivehunnad]

😭😭😂

[n-wordbelike]