Jenny

Gemini ♊️ Obsessed

[mastervvv]

such wealth

so money

[blackguyandrew]

I hope this card gets rejected at every register 

[swarnpert]

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

[iraffiruse]

[tcmhollannd]

Guys, I’m not going to ask for your prayers - I myself am not religious, but I am going to ask you to signal boost this. Marawi City in the Philippines has been invaded by ISIS, they are bombing the city and a school zone, and setting detainees free from prisons. 

They say that this is a jihad, but anyone who even has a small understanding of Islam knows that Islam is not violent. 

This is terrorism.

The world needs to know. 

[tcmhollannd]

Update 1: They’re exchanging fire from both sides. Electricity is down. Friends are reporting that ISIS members are spotted in the schools and are giving them a few minutes to evacuate before they take over. Filipino media is silent. 

[tcmhollannd]

Update 2: Christian teachers are being held hostage. 

[tcmhollannd]

Update 3: Hospital staff being detained, ISIS flag has been raised in the city hospital. The fighting occurred not in the outskirts of Marawi, but on its streets, around the city hall and public market.

I’m sorry, I’m stringing together what information my friends are still giving me. I don’t know how long they can keep this up - a lot of them are saying that their phones are dying. 

[tcmhollannd]

Update 4: Armed Forces of the Philippines telling people to go underground, airstrikes coming. Mortars are being prepared too.

[fuselii]

for those that need sources: 

+ NYT: https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2017/05/23/world/asia/ap-as-philippines-muslim-militants.html?_r=0

[mejaisoulstealer]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever watched

[saltysapphics]

13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

[docteryn]

I just laughed for 2000 years

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

that scene in the second Harry Potter where Harry has no bones in his arm is probably the most disgusting use of cgi

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

that wasnt cgi they literally removed daniel radcliffes bones for that scene

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

I hope he got them back

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

they didnt have the budget to put them back in so for the rest of the movies in the franchise they used cgi to make it look like they did

[ithelpstodream]

[casanova-lives]

The right wants to be victims so fucking bad

[foervraengd]

This is so funny because it’s legit true the vikings did this to prevent other ppl to invade the one island they liked for themself.

[nevver]

[manhood]

She is giving us a LOOK

[itsnotthatcompelling-deactivate]

is this princess leia?

[bright-witch]

I am crying omfg

[strangehorse]

my boyfriend and I sometimes struggle to be on the same page when it comes to comforting- often i just want to vent and don’t need advice, whereas validation confuses him and he wants a plan of action

to counter this, we’ve come up with a system where we ask: “do you want advice, empathy, both or neither?” 

if it’s just advice, i know to go straight to action points and not spend time on fluffy words 

if it’s just empathy, he knows i want to be reassured and comforted and that’s all

if it’s both, it’s time for advice that recognises how hard the situation is and is perhaps gentler in nature

if it’s neither, just a hug is really good

i recommend trying to use this in your lives! it makes sure you’re giving and getting what you need, and reduces the risk of resentment or similar

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fridadali]

I need me a freak like this 

[ostolero]

dogs deserve to live forever

[charlotteinfinityxx-deactivated]

And humans don’t?

[ostolero]

absolutely not

[commonly-nonsensical]

while I’m here:

aspartame does not give you cancer

gluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac disease

superfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of certain vitamins

vaccines do not cause autism or really anything else and the chemicals present in them that typically scare you are in such minute amounts that they do precisely fuck-all in your body (we’re talking scales of one part per million)

you cannot do a cleanse or diet to “rid your body of toxins,” your kidneys and liver have that covered

GMO foods will not kill you; most genetic crop modification just makes our crops hardier and produce more food (and genetic modification doesn’t inject more chemicals into your food, it’s just minor altering of DNA that is made of the exact same stuff your DNA is made from)

if you feed your cat a vegan diet I will personally come to your home with the skull of a long-dead predator, point out the shape of its jaw and teeth as indicators of predatory feeding habits, and then beat you with it

[k-airosclerosis-deactivated2017]

I love this

[tarntino-deactivated20150402]

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

[aktx-deactivated20160712]

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

[kateordie]

[memesandfunshit]

The greatest ending in film history