It's more likely than you think.

Edgier than that knife cutting into some S.J.W tenderloins 🔪

[unshrink]

Someone: “You have no talents”

Me:

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[bagel--fiend-deactivated2021050]

[guy]

113 bids

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

[sasstricbypass]

viagra 

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[earthdad]

touché rednecks

[jazzhermit]

Buttholes dont give you cancer

[tchaikovsgay]

That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong

[kirboob]

Mario about to kill Seth before he can reveal his true Identity

[sobeitjayt]

How deep is your love

[woodmeat]

[illegal-skeletons]

I keep getting terrifying emails from colleges

[teashoesandhair]

Emily, we’re coming for you 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.

[softchubbypuppy]

[kinomatika]

i had to brush and trim some small mats out of paskhas ass fur today and let me tell you something: she hated it

[benefitscrounger]

don’t bite my boob

[lord-kitschener]

Mmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[antiblackness-archive]

[antiblackness-archive]

[lotrlocked]

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

[magebird-old]

Shit I just dreamed Obama was my Uber driver.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I just want all the Americans to know that the Australian Federal Police Force are memeing and they’re actually doing pretty well. For a business.

[smalltall]

Is it nihilist memeing or light-hearted absurdist memeing?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s slightly-out-of-date, heartfelt memeing.

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[the-memedaddy]

[babyanimalgifs]