[galiifreyrose]

[is-destiel-canon-yet]

Is Destiel Canon Yet ?

11/5/2020: Yes.

[sandswirls]

Drew these based on an AU a friend made

[hustlerose]

i need to get 6 liters of mountain dew baja blast through an IV in my arm every day or i’ll become violent 

[cherenkovs]

Gamzee

[hustlerose]

say that again and i’ll fucking peel you so help me god

[space-ace-in-the-space-race]

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

[tacomel420]

singing in musicals: *perfect harmonies* we’re all in this together!

singing to myself: *one note only* heating up some soup! heating up some soup! ya put it in the microwave and watch it spin around!

[thebeanestbad]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

If you had several million dollars to spend on building a castle, what would your castle look like?

$50,000 would go towards making it look like this:

The rest of the millions would go towards making the legs robotic so I can walk my horrifying new house everywhere  while also evading property tax. 

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

46 fuckin notes oh my god

[literal-ghost]

I’m here for the Baba Yaga lifestyle.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Howels Moving Garden Shed

[warlockwhore]

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

[warlockwhore]

how do you fucking recover

[catchymemes]

[punkjoxter]

I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park

[watcherscrown]

he is absolutely singing the miku nonsense lyrics

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

theres something very funny about people writing these rich and detailed backstories for dnd characters as if the characters aren’t gonna still be level 1 when they start 

“my elf has been alive for a thousand years and has won ten thousand battles!!!” you’re still level 1 aint ya i guess you those ten thousand battles you won werent all that hard to win 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i know this sounds all grumpy but i legit mean it when i say it is hilarious when someone writes it in to their backstory that they were the Smartest Mage on the Planet that has researched magic for A Thousand Centuries and then the game starts and they’re like “yeah i know fireball whats up” 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the more detailed your character’s backstory is and the more you boast about the character’s competence and abilities, the funnier it becomes when you roll a 1 and your character just drops their sword and shits themselves. president of the dwarves for six centuries and you just shit yourself in a bar you were trying to find work in.  

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

[soil-solace-deactivated20210207]

What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead?

[grabdatgem]

Is this a vegan thing? Do vegan bones last longer? i’m confused.

[soil-solace-deactivated20210207]

What on earth are you talking about

[grabdatgem]

Like milk is supposed to be good for ya bones right? But is this like anti-milk/cow product because it stops your bones from coming back to life in the future?

[soil-solace-deactivated20210207]

I need a little more info. Where are you getting milk or bones from in this post

[mutttooth]

Rachel how do so many people read your post as saying dairy and don’t think to themselves for one second they could possibly have read it wrong

[artofkace]

trio!

[chickenfarmersan]

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

[lividlovers]

LOL

[vibraants0ul]

Same energy 😂

[kingfukaz]

I may have strong desires for summer time things already. ;;;;

[blanketmoth-deactivated20231216]

credit to @puffinmaster246 for the original idea i just,, drew it 

[teathattast]

[dragongirltitties]

@ slack’s emoji artist turn on your location i wanna talk

[insomniparty]

astrology is gay you heard it here first folks

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

oh, to be innocent and think this is just a pride flag