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I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

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when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens

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ernmark

Dear god, sleepy intimacy makes me so very happy.

One person sleeping with their head on the other person’s lap. Getting all drowsy-snuggly when they’re too tired to see straight. Being tucked in and kissed on the forehead before they pass out. Gentle touches while they drift off. Trusting the other person to watch over them and make sure nothing happens to them while they’re out.

Just… sleepy intimacy, man.

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You’re all monsters

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even her?

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No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

nutsacktorturer

you fool!!

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if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

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this is an oddly specific post are you ok

kidrat

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

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thebootydiaries

me looking at photos other people took of me: Who is this incredibly awful person? This bridge goblin? Who let this happen

poqari

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

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it’s the vitamin d bitch

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open rp

nickerino

Ratatouille was a forgettable film

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daminwayne

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

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reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

impolitecanadian

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

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May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

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this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

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peppapigvevo

fucking dinosaurs got this

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People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?