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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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flowers that bloom in the night
so i went to hastings today and saw this legolas notebook
it was $2 so i said what the fuck and bought it. i get home, open the plastic sleeve and what do i find? this.
every goddamn page has this weird âsoft pastel legolasâ print and now i know what im doing all my homework on for the rest of my career
~follow for more soft pastel legolas~
I WANT
Me as a horse.
Okay I know itâs beautiful, I know, but hereâs the thing: itâs a trap. Because thatâs almost definitely like 600% a kelpie, and if you touch it it will drag you into a river and eat you.
Please enjoy this very pretty and Not At All Suspect horse.
The Pledge of Allegiance was literally made up in 1890 as a marketing slogan for a campaign to sell flags
We make children swear loyalty to America by reciting the nationalistic equivalent of âO-o-o, OâReilly, OâReilly, auto partsâ and thatâs honestly the most American thing I can possibly imagine
every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit
And every time we kiss I swear I can fly
wondering if i will sneeze today
keep us posted
no. its none of your business
Ezra Miller photographed by Mikael Jansson for Interview Magazine (2017)
whenever i see ezra miller i start wanting to be rawed by him but then i remember that picture of his toenails circulating and all of the desire disintegrates
Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced âJAFFICKSâ Then I will pronounce Gif with a âJâ
^ This
Itâs followed by an R of course it would be a hard g. But Giraffe is a soft g. Genius is a soft g. Gin is pronounced with a soft g too. GIF is I following a g, it would be pronounced with a soft g.
It aint Jif peanut butter though.
It would still be pronounced like that. The general rule is if the g is followed by an e or i, itâs soft g. U or a consonant is generally a hard g.
I will DIE WITH MY HONOR
Gear =/= Jear
Get =/= Jet
Gift =/= Jift
Give =/= Jive
In English, words with a âGâ followed by an âeâ or an âiâ can be pronounced with either a hard âGâ or a soft âGâ.
Words with Germanic roots such as âgearâ, âgetâ, âgiftâ, âgiveâ (see above) are pronounced with a hard âgâ while words with Latin or Greek roots such as âgemâ, âgeneralâ, âgiraffeâ, âgiantâ, are pronounced with a soft âgâ.
So no, itâs not exactly a âgeneral ruleâ that âgâ followed by an âeâ or an âiâ makes a soft âgâ sound.Â
Additionally, âGIFâ is an ACRONYM starting with a word that begins with a hard âgâ sound, so âGIFâ is therefore pronounced with a hard âgâ.
We fight with honor
The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you arenât disruptive, you donât want any kind of attention, you donât express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe itâs virtue. But youâre actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.
Why do you like sharks?
he walk
He cronch
He roll
She give high fin. @lilragekitten
He gets tummy rubs
He get nose rub
He beauty
ďżźHe dance
She do a triple Lutz
He slorp
This post is blessed
Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago
Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago
oh my god.
This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
I keep seeing humans are weird posts going around and talking about things like our ability to domesticate animals and all that but I have yet to see a single post on human reactions to music Like our brains process songs so uniquely Music literally affects our emotions And we will turn anything into music given the chance so long as something in the sound is slightly rhythmic In my opinion it would be really interesting if our capabilities with sound and music were what made us strange to alien races
yes yes yes I mean think about it think about how we will tap out a rhythm on anything and everything if weâre bored or stressed or distracted, think about how drums thrum through your bones and soul and if you let it the music will carry you away and you just move, I mean itâs not like dance is an invented thing, dance is a thing we do because we feel music in every part of our bodies, I mean every form of dance from the most elegant to the most wild is just an attempt to distill that raw feeling into perfect movement and just
what if aliens donât have that? what if they hear our music and politely say âwhat a curious way of reciting poetryâ and they donât understand why we hear the same song 500 times and sing along at the top of your lungs like âit is clear you have memorized this poem what is the purpose of this repetitionâ
and then they hear classical music and theyâre just so baffled, what is the point of this noise, and they see movies and ask why would you add this noise that obfuscates the sounds of the movie, this makes no sense
(in dealings-with-humans class the teacher will start the section on music with the Mysterious Ticking Noise video and a flat âthey all do this, all the time.â)
I donât know what this is but same
this is the most relatable thing Iâve seen in 2016 to date
âcindy no, FUCKâ
@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces
âwhat are you dOING YOUâRE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOLâ
Praising men for cleaning the dishes he helped dirty up? Lol
Theyâre praising him for teaching his son to do the right thing. Why do you always seem so bitter about this shit?
[Dad teaches son to help mother]. Tumblr: fuck you!