[thediscossessed]

I'm always saying this

[sioltach]

Finding my peace #mypeace

[mynorthernattitude]

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[hymnsofheresy]

i opened the window to hear the sound of rufus wainwright’s cover of “hallelujah” and it put me in such a existential Mood that i was contemplating about my relationship with God. and then bam came smashmouth’s all star. i realized this dude was just playing the shrek soundtrack for fun which caused me to have a spiritual moment for three whole minutes.

[hymnsofheresy]

ACCORDING TO MY ROOMATE…. SOMEONE WAS THROWING A SHREK THEMED PARTY. EVERYONE WAS DRESSED AS SHREK.

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[spiribia]

I like in rpgs where if you don’t romance two of the characters they start romancing each other instead. You think you’re the only fish in the sea

[femceltonysoprano]

Real

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[catchymemes]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[threedollarsdotcom]

i feel so the curse !

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[highladyluck]

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

[xn3city]

[elevenkonecny]

happy pride to my 4th line goat

[pointnclick]

Thank you for coming to my this

[emmaharwoods]

megan tweet compilation