Darth Frizzle

☆ Autistic Cannabis Comrade ☆ 30, not flirty, not thriving ☆ They/Them/Cdr ☆ 🥖🌹🏴

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[imactuallyagiraffe]

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

[homunculus-argument]

Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.

[mikkeneko]

[fiercelydreamed]

9. The only thing that will help with my current stress is your belly. It is my purest comfort in the world. What do you mean you don't want me touching it right now.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from jadedAndDark reading: 8. You made it smell weird in here and I hate that /End ID]

[ch4nn3l4st4tic]

[therisingking]

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Orchids

[depsidase]

[vulcanservepinch]

ah yes only 42 years until homoerotic relations are established between humans and aliens 🥰🖖

[vulcanservepinch]

41 😊🖖🥰

[vulcanservepinch]

40 YEARS TO GO!!! 🥰🖖🥰

[vulcanservepinch]

39 years sluts!!! 🖖🖖😌

[vulcanservepinch]

38!!!! 🤩😍🖖😍

[vulcanservepinch]

37!!!!!! 🖖🖖🖖😏😏🥰

[freeshavacado]

you can only reblog this today

[women-and-geeks-first]

All I need is a job in Starfleet, a blue uniform, and a healthy relationship with another Starfleet officer. One where we flirt using cheesy astrophysics puns and hold hands in the corridors. 💖🌟

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[blueelectivire]

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

[seven-very-hot-fish]

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

[zack-creeper]

Art

[the-doctor-and-the-asshole]

How. Interesting

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

Absolute bog standard post

[61below]

K

[that1girlarreis]

The rare post that gets worse as it ages 🥲

[jaydenskyle]

Sorry I gave such a dramatic and heartfelt Best Man toast that showed you I see your husband on such a deep level that the man next to you might as well have been a stranger and now you have to annul the wedding. As if it’s my fault.

[trek-tracks]

Bev loves you all! Happy Valentine’s!

[toastybumblebee]

[worfsgoldspeedo]

i know why there isn't more daforge fic on ao3, like I Know Why, but i am disappointed anyway

[novice-crow]

Happy pride month to everyone! Remember the time Bill Shatner wanted to make a literal college au movie?

Here's the reference photo. I found it on pinterest.

[sycamorality]

so we all know the image of the cat covered in packing peanuts from the static cling page on wikipedia, right?

you know, this delightful little guy? an image from 2017?

not only is it on the static cling page, it's also on the pages for static electricity, triboelectric effect, electric field, eletrostatics and electrostatic induction (and you can also find it on this user page captioned "my fav photo", which i thought was delightful, and way down on this user's page)!

it's full description on wikimedia also reads: "Styrofoam peanuts clinging to a cat's fur due to static electricity. The triboelectric effect causes an electrostatic charge to build up on the fur due to the cat's motions. The electric field of the charge causes polarization of the molecules of the styrofoam due to electrostatic induction, resulting in a slight attraction of the light plastic pieces to the charged fur. This effect is also the cause of static cling in clothes."

except, i left out the last bit. the last bit reads: "Image cropped losslessly from File:Cat and styrofoam – electrostatic charge (235112299).jpg using cropgtk"

now, this means this isn't the full image.... so what is the full image? it's this!

now, what i find really endearing about this photo, is that, while this file was uploaded to wikimedia in 2015 (as opposed to the cropped version being done in 2017), the original picture is actually from february 2006! you can see this in the summary!

the picture itself actually originates from flickr, and it has a DELIGHTFUL little description:

unfortunately the original source and picture is long gone, but we can delight in the fact that it was preserved a decade ago on wikimedia after being transferred via Flickr2Commons :]

[gay-lien-from-space]

i made a thing (dont scroll its worth it i promise)