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I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach
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minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe
I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share
I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach
I wish c.s.lewis could see that comment
there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be
I resonate with this statement far more than I should...
Sorrynotsorry to reblog from myself, but this song reminded me of this post and it needs to be with it for future reference for myself.
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there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be
I resonate with this statement far more than I should...
Me: what could be so bad that it warrants the use of that image?
The end: *happens *
Me:
im begging you watch the whole thing
Collie says she doesn't abuse her animals but bought more animals instead of using the money on flea treatment. (No one cares if it was "your money" it went towards new animals instead of caring for the ones you have). Your cat bit a literal hole in its back and you bought clothing for it instead of treatment. ABUSIVE
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As I said before, fuck off.
My cat has OTHER allergies that cause her to bite through her shirts. It's not just fleas you bastard. We are still trying to figure out what is causing her OTHER allergies. She's on flea meds, she has a seresto flea collar, & STILL bites through her shirt. So once more, FUCK. OFF.
Wait... But didn't you say, and I fucking quote "She hasn't had a sore on her since we've put clothes on her"
And now you say she bites through the shirt?
So which is it? 🤔
Also, you got her flea shit like what, not even a week ago? So how do you know the allergies aren't still from the fleas since you guys had so bad an infestation you had to bug bomb your whole damn house.
I'd say take her to a vet if she's got that severe of allergies to try and find out what the root cause is, but you couldn't afford flea treatment for how long? Poor thing probably wouldn't see a vet until next year.
You put your wants before your animals needs, stop acting like you were bullied for being called out on the FACT that you're a shit pet owner.
Random Headcanon: Link’s androgyny isn’t just an artefact of the Zelda franchise’s art direction - and neither is it particularly unusual. Sexual dimorphism among Hylians is legitimately much lower than among real-world humans; if Link and Zelda swapped clothes, you’d never be able to tell who was the girl and who was the boy.
Consequently, Hylian society depends heavily on clothing to establish gender roles, to the extent that it’s a severe faux pas to question someone’s gender presentation. If they’re dressed like a girl, then they’re a girl - even if they were dressed like a boy yesterday. That’s why nobody ever remarks upon the fact that Zelda and her heroic alter-ego Sheik are different genders; it’d be gauche at best to bring it up.
Good post op
explains why i can be banned from gerudo town, change clothes in front of the guards, and then be welcomed with open arms
shit, this absolutely provides an explanation for it that isn’t just “lazy game mechanism” and is honestly such a solid demonstration of how people should approach genderfluidity.
doesn’t matter if the first time you met the person they presented as male, if they present as female now that means they’re a woman and they’re welcome into gerudo town no questions asked
Also, Link and Zelda 100% do swap places often and you can’t tell me otherwise.
“Princess Zelda, Ganon has made his way into the kingdom! What should we do?!”
“HYAH”
Holy shit this is a good fucking post and additions thank you OP and company
This would mean that for Hylians the phrase “the clothes make the man” literal
Omg omg can u make the snom soft bodies?? I wanna see em plop n jiggle
here they come! here they come!
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I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
"Our very strength invites challenge. Challenge incites conflict. And conflict breeds catastrophe."
Person: Yeah I’m not that fond of Lord of the Rings
Me: *unsheathes sword*
Me: *rips back clothes to reveal armor*
Me: *blows the horn of gondor*
Me: fight me
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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY
I CANT BREATHE
concept
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
you know… these guys
Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.
Needs more worms
I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms
No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway
@fanotastic more worms
Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.
Fuck you guys.
My fellow fuckers, I present you-
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THE DEED IS DONE
I’ve never been so happy to see a conclusion.
For artists who have problems with perspective (furniture etc.) in indoor scenes like me - there’s an online programm called roomsketcher where you can design a house/roon and snap pictures of it using different perspectives.
It’s got an almost endless range of furniture, doors, windows, stairs etc and is easy to use. In addition to that, you don’t have to install anything and if you create an account (which is free) you can save and return to your houses.
Examples (all done by me):
Here’s an example for how you can use it
Great find, thanks!
OMG HEAVEN!!
Bless you!!!!
Very nice resource for those looking to improve their perspective, composition, and background rendering skills!
Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.
ares:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:
this is what i imagine the inside of eddie brock’s head looks like 24/7