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bitternest

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

bitternest

cowards

northwest-cryptid

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

tyrantisterror

theinformationcollector

TIL that the British invented the word “soccer” to differentiate between Rugby Football and Association Football. They then promptly forgot that they did this and have been blaming the Americans for a problem which they created ever since. (Classic England)

via reddit.com

uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813

highhoneypiee

Pick a bottle any bottle lol

artisanalbooty

volumenviridis

I recently read an article about a therapy group for depressed people who had all attempted suicide at some point. The breakthrough question for them was, “If your goal was to be just as miserable as possible, what would you do?” Most of them listed things like not getting enough sleep, or isolating themselves from everyone… the list goes on, but the point is, they listed things they already do. But now they saw those “coping mechanisms” for what they really were: things that were actively making their condition worse.

I read that article at 2:00 AM, asked myself, am I TRYING to be miserable tomorrow? And it was easier than usual to put my phone down and fall asleep. Even my intrusive “lying down” thoughts about meaninglessness and existential dread were easier to suppress when I framed them as things I’d think about to purposefully make myself feel as awful as possible.

crystalwitch-in-the-tardis

Fuck that is helpful

roach-works

if you feel bad for no reason, that’s scary and frustrating. if you MAKE yourself feel bad, it’s okay, because you’re in control. except if you’re in control, maybe you should try to make yourself feel good, even if that’s scarier because it might not work.

scary and good is, actually, better for you long term than predictably bad.

cherumie

what if a rat said cheesus christ

cherumie

this post isn't resonating with the tumblr community, let me try again

cherumie

what if a mouse girl said cheesus christ

catsharkie-old

vaultedvagabond

Chris Pratt may be kicking Charles Martinet out of a role he held as long as it existed and would not be memorable without him, he may be a honophobe and he might be racist, but you have to hand it to him he also fucking sucks at voice acting

iamoutofideas

grox

The queen of ingland just squarted 3.feet into the air

pissvortex

Mr. Vortex, they will bury the dogs with her

No… This can’t be

bakugames-deactivated20210814

Pokémon emerald (2004)

minotauri

“the cashier looked at me sooo weird when i bought these items 🤣” the cashier does not care. the cashier is exhausted. the cashier forgot about you before the purchase was complete. the cashier is being paid less than whatever you’re buying. the cashier does not care. i pinky promise

cat-eg

peachybeam

SAILOR MOON S - EP. 104

landorus-deactivated20190924

my boyfriend has a huge dick, I cant stick it all in my mouth what do I do?

leninthesixth

kim kardashian wearing a historic artifact to the met gala is a strong case for nationalizing museums

leninthesixth

i was stoned so idk why i deleted my addition but how are you going to pull up to a fundraiser event for an institute dedicated to conserving fashion history in a 60 year old dress that you bribed out of its climate controlled case