Das Lied von das Mücke.

~Call me Holiday~ ☆She/Her, Pansexual, Occasional artist☆ ♡Metal is Religion♡

[proxypunch]

Iron Lung (2026)

[sardonyxlestrange]

ITS OCTOBER EVE YALL VAMPIRE SEASON IS COMINGGG

[zanncom]

life eternal.

[the-nugget-squad]

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

[zanncom]

the man who sold the world

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[flowerbleedme]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[fruitsoftheweb]

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

[hollowtones]

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

[yourfandompersn]

[myatcom]

Pickle

[podkradulka]

Hi everyone. Here are some of my works with Dethklok and MLP🦄💫

[chillguy42]

Big mlp au art dump

[trin0dinz]

Overprotective dog

[octernity-bitches]

Bro looks like the type of man to have one of those glasses cleaners sewn into the underside of his suit jacket😩

Bro looks like the type of man to go to bed at a reasonable time and then get up at 2am to work out😩

Bro looks like the type of man to walk into the corner of a table in a rush and apologize to it thinking it was a person😩

Bro looks like the type of man who prefers missionary because he wants to look at your face, not because it's the only thing he knows 😩

Bro looks like the type of man to really like mint ice cream, not mint chocolate- just mint 😩

Bro looks like the type of man to not trust high end businesses with his suits (tailoring and general upkeep) and only goes to a family run service in Denmark because they're the only ones he trusts not to fuck it up 😩

Bro looks like the type of man to really care about nutrition and watch his salt intake 😩

Bro looks like the kind of man to contemplate retiring early and living on a farm before realizing he'd be too bored on a farm😩

Charles Foster Offdensen the man you are 😩💦