[fealty-to-thee]

More characters ending disabled and happy NOW

[importantcatpics]

[questions-about-blorbos]

If your Blorbo were to be teleported into THIS world, what would be the first thing you introduced to them?

The source material they are from is already set in real world, modern-day

Foods / beverages

Places like aquarium, museum, the mall, etc

Architecture

Internet / social media

Fashion / clothing

Activities like skiing, sky diving, surfing, etc

Organizations / communities

Science / medicines

Entertainment (movies, TV shows, video games, etc)

Literature

Politics / world issues

Voting ended onMay 9

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[sphynxofvenus]

inflations gotten crazy man

[yellowtrinity]

9ish persons

[dad-cetemol]

TURN ON MII NEWS. ANY CHANNEL

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

Visit Original Link

Visit Original Link

Visit Original Link

Visit Original Link

Visit Original Link

Visit Original Link

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[staring-at-my-keyboard]

I just realized I don't think I've described my favorite measure of self-defense that Atlas uses.

In a specially-lined interior pocket, they always carry a small stack of papers about the size of notecards. Each one has an incomplete Correspondence sigil, carefully drawn to give no meaning without adding a final line. While they also carry at least one pen around, these sigils are meant to be quick casts used in a pinch, as they envision situations where they won't have time to take off a cap and draw.

So instead, when in need, they take out one of these papers and fold it in such a way so the crease acts as the final line before throwing it.

[extervus]

horny frenchman voice: tonight I will be jacqueing off to a porneaux

[fallout-lou-begas]

my roommate and i were trying to identify two birds outside of our window and she's pulling up pictures on her phone and she says "ok so that one's a house sparrow" and shows me a picture i nod my head and then she points to the reddish one next to it outside and says "and that one's a house finch" and she shows me again and i nod and then she switches to a new tab and it's a picture of hugh laurie and she says "and this is house m.d." i'm gonna kill her

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[eldrxtch]

made a lil bunny warforged rogue for a side 5e campaign I'm in o/

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?