I'm not an artist, I'm an idiot

28-Bi- she/her/them- lives in the uk, I have no idea what I’m doing. I draw but it’s mainly sexy pirate porn 🔞

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Title: Revenge in Full Bloom

Author: Ben. AO3: bombuslucorum Twitter/X: honeybeesboy

Artist: Jadey.

Beta reader: Cas. AO3: gentleblahaj

Characters: Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet

Relationship(s): Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Rating: E

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Florists, Edward Teach is a Florist, Stede Bonnet Steals Flowers, Romantic Comedy, Strangers to rivals, Rivals With Benefits, Badminton Brothers Are Unfortunately Here, Israel Hands Has Issues, Semi-Public Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Language of Flowers, warmth good food and orgasms, Alternate Universe - Flower Shop, Flower Shows Can Be Dramatic Okay, Botanical Piracy, Small Town Vibes

Warnings: None

Summary: Stede is struggling to find a hobby which sticks until, as a last resort, revisits a passion from when he was young: flowers. He visits the local florist (The Kraken's Oasis) for inspiration and finds just that in a rather unique rose. As much as he tries, he can’t seem to recreate such a beautiful variety and after having picked up the habit of snipping and cutting whatever he pleases, he sneakily takes a cutting from Blackbeard’s Rose, almost getting caught red-handed in the act. His petty crime comes back to haunt him, however, when he enters himself into the annual flower show that following year under the eccentric pseudonym of The Gentleman Rosarian. Little does he know… The owner of the very plant he stole from also happens to be in the competition this year. Tensions rise as Stede’s crime is dramatically unveiled centre-stage for all to see: botanical piracy caught in broad daylight!

Wordcount: 18,080

Link to art masterpost: https://www.tumblr.com/datjadeykinns/733508422264356864/ofmd-big-bang-2023-read-revenge-in-full-bloom

I'm not an artist, I'm an idiot

Ofmd big bang 2023 Read- Revenge in full bloom here by Ben-Twitter AO3 Summery-Stede is struggling to find a hobby which sticks until,

Link to story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51038551/chapters/128949394

[datjadeykinns]

Ofmd big bang 2023

Read- Revenge in full bloom here by Ben-Twitter AO3

Summery-Stede is struggling to find a hobby which sticks until, as a last resort, revisits a passion from when he was young: flowers. He visits the local florist (The Kraken's Oasis) for inspiration and finds just that in a rather unique rose. As much as he tries, he can’t seem to recreate such a beautiful variety and after having picked up the habit of snipping and cutting whatever he pleases, he sneakily takes a cutting from Blackbeard’s Rose, almost getting caught red-handed in the act. His petty crime comes back to haunt him, however, when he enters himself into the annual flower show that following year under the eccentric pseudonym of The Gentleman Rosarian. Little does he know… The owner of the very plant he stole from also happens to be in the competition this year. Tensions rise as Stede’s crime is dramatically unveiled centre-stage for all to see: botanical piracy caught in broad daylight!

[ao3topshipsbracket]

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1

Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet (Our Flag Means Death) vs James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers (Marvel)

Blackbeard/Stede

Bucky/Steve

Voting ended onOct 2, 2023

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

[datjadeykinns]

Yooooo I’ve read the tags, keep that filthy garbage mouth shut, now I hope the sticky ship loses. Eat your shit

[datjadeykinns]

If you are wondering why your precious ship hasn’t won…. You gonna need to look at all the comments and the tags.

Telling people who don’t vote stucky to k*ll themselves, they would be aborted, they should burn, you gonna k*ll them if they don’t? Yeah if you lose it’s because you kinda deserve it. If your proud of that kinda attitude from your fellow peers, then eat shit.

You got your fics and your fanart and that’s all you have. The ofmd have a place of belonging, a family, queer representation that matters. The ofmd community believed they didn’t stand a chance in this poll and now look they stand together. If there is one thing you shouldn’t underestimate, is the ofmd community. They never forget…. They will never forgive and they will constantly remind you on how you humiliate yourself.

The OG post said no harassment and that’s the first thing you jump on and laugh your way till it suddenly doesn’t go your way and you don’t understand why, then you blame others because it just easier to do that than admit you and others are in the wrong and you have acted so disrespectful and trashy. If anything this is karma at its best.

You wastes all that energy right at the start and now you fallen at the last hurdle.

Quite poetic to be honest.

[ao3topshipsbracket]

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1

Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet (Our Flag Means Death) vs James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers (Marvel)

Blackbeard/Stede

Bucky/Steve

Voting ended onOct 2, 2023

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

[datjadeykinns]

Yooooo I’ve read the tags, keep that filthy garbage mouth shut, now I hope the sticky ship loses. Eat your shit

[ao3topshipsbracket]

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1

Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet (Our Flag Means Death) vs James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers (Marvel)

Blackbeard/Stede

Bucky/Steve

Voting ended onOct 2, 2023

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

[datjadeykinns]

RBB TIME!!

Pairs fic by @death--stranded - Read fic here 💜💜

Such an amazing few months, the writer absolutely took my breath away with this. Please give them so much love , the level of talent 😩💜💜💜

@ofmd-reverse-bang

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Happy (late post) valentine ofmd crew

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Bringing my long haired Stede back to the scene

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Can’t wait to colour long hair Stede. 🥰

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Throwing this au your way peeps ⛸

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I’m probably still gonna work on that figure skating au or smau here but I just wanted to draw them first . See where it takes me

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Stede’s cheeks are free here

We love good buns and Stede are the best baked buns 😩👌

[datjadeykinns]

Hello

If you hear because Twitter might die then welcome!!

I will probably just post my art on here and occasionally reblog a few things.

But thanks for the follow if you are following and I hope I’ll post some art soon 💜

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Well well well… look who came crawling back

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I had to draw them piña coladas stiddies

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There’s my Ed

Old short comic I did few months ago as an experiment to hurt people. I’m slowly putting my art from twitter on to here when I can so just bare with my with the art spam for a while

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Based off this hit tweet

I’m a sucker for men in stockings