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Nathan! 24. Honey Nut Queerios. Oregon. IG: TheNathanz // Snapchat: TheNathanzz

[teathattast]

[eatingdirtforfunandprofit]

pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass...............

[stickerjock]

home of sexual

[addelburgh]

[unimpressedcats]

feed me i’m a baby!

[werewolfviking]

[geekandmisandry]

Racism has them so confused.

[rollership]

just check it VIII times for me

[homunculus-argument]

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

[browntiger15-deactivated2020110]

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

[pumpkinspicedcoochie-deactivate]

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[90000000bc]

[otherwindow]

A lot of deep sea creatures are coloured red, but since the colour blends in so well with dark water it just ends up looking black or dark blue. 

In short, combined with the horn-like crown, submerged home, and pitchfork/trident, Poseidon is just another name for the Devil.

[otherwindow]

Humans misinterpret Hell as an underground cavern of fire, when in reality, it’s a boiling sea floor stoked by hydrothermal vents and exposed magma.

[queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2]

Dante describes the Ninth circle of hell as being where traitors are crushed in a dark frozen lake, which sounds like deep sea trenches or brine pools

[otherwindow]

Notice how the only thing demons and mermaids have in common is dragging human souls down?

There’s a reason why sailors used to call mermaids “Sea Demons”.

[space-is-out-there]

This post is prying open my third eye with a crowbar

[nautilusopus]

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

[nautilusopus]

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

[nautilusopus]

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

[nautilusopus]

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

[nautilusopus]

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

[dabuttershutter]

wh

who’s this..?

[nautilusopus]

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

[ygmtwr-atrus]

This was poor bug testing to be sure.

Listen, when you’re designing a program one of your biggest jobs is making sure “”unexpected” input doesn’t break the game, let alone expected user error/ -personality-.

The user trying -vindictively- to leave the house in their PJs should be expected.

Listen, everyone thinks they’re being cute. 

[nautilusopus]

While I appreciate the message behind this given how games are generally rushed out the door half-finished these days, I would like to point out that I wasn’t joking about the “hacking” thing. This really is impossible to come across in the vanilla game without utilising A9LH (B9S these days), Luma, a save editing program like PKHeX, a floating-point RAM corrupter, and a lot of patience. You genuinely can’t leave the house in your pyjamas otherwise.

Also I am cute

[mad-hare]

Idea: museum called “the price of human ego” (or something similar w.e) with beautiful paintings and models of deformed sickly animals we’ve created (bulldogs, persian cats, satin coated cavies, messed up pigeons and reptiles), but also for each animal there is a bunch of models and information describing how these animals suffer.

A place for a breed to die (or just extreme features of a breed) where it can be remembered for what we glorified about it but also the pain we caused. Because some people are just so gung ho about keeping breeds alive.

[ohsoswiftly]

[strawberryfck-deactivated201711]

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

[shitshilarious]

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

[frankarnstein]

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

[nottonight-imonfire]

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

[hurtless-deactivated20201102]

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

[cascadianstuntman-deactivated20]

I MADE DOGS SOME SOUP

[atomiconstruct]

I AM NOT CABBAGE STEW

[starapture]

rotoscope ☼ ☽

[starapture]

[lookataleaf3000]

Not to be an anarchist on main but we should all have free time and space to make things and be creative

[sumetal]

Reach INTO your local blankey and you will find…

[sumetal]

A friend and a girl

[sumetal]

Reblog the Cookie of Warm Snuggles for a good snooze tonight…

[hiqueenmabs-deactivated20220819]

I believe in Cookie

[sumetal]

Cookie believes in YOU.

[cadenboy456]

I believe in Cookie.

[sumetal]

Cookie believes in YOU!!!!

[cherrylime-zombie]

I don’t believe in cookie.

[sumetal]

Saddened by your hurtful words, she places a single paw on u to let u know- “though it pains me to meow this, understand and I respect ur decision.”

[morinokunikara]

Stay strong, Cookie.

[sumetal]

She has been revitalized (and elongated) by ur kind words and gentle belief in her

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

ASMR: Karamo Brown Quietly But Firmly Reassures You That You’re A Real Person Deserving Of Love And Respect (10hr Version)

[trapcard]

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[hoodnearthy]

yes.