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[fung-official]

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Can we get Rick Prime back maybe. I liked him

[stormy-nights-are-best]

was gonna wait to post this doodle but i'm wild and free sooo

[abyssalstrike]

Evil Morty if he wasnt fucking around

[vicartless]

Rick thinking “these dumbass kids”

[cottoncandylesbo]

what the fuck

[violently-puppy-deactivated2026]

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[donelywell]

Pop's out of my head out of hiding for a moment to shove this into your face because I love @echonoah's Player Soul concept so much please help me-

Also yes, the Player does look a bit like Frisk. That's intentional. I grew up with Undertale and Frisk has been a big help in teaching me several life lessons, so it would only make sense to adopt some of their features, because they've literally affected my OWN soul. Even if that means that my design is just a messy haired person with an extremely oversized sweater...

If you want to ask, no, the PLAYER isn't canon in this way in my Undertale au-

[softsinnamonart]

shit inside me 2 (the reupload)

i made this while sick with a throat thing

[lotusisland9954]

Was thinking about the chance of tomotachi corestrings having a bold mii child and how hilarious it would be

[sts-puelle]

Eavesdropping

[acs-karanttu]

Only in Deltarune can your favorite character directly acknowledge you 🫵 specifically, the player of this specific run of the game by stuffing you in a cardboard box, beating you with a hockey stick, hurling you into the garbage and violently kicking the shit out of you. First ever blorbo to despise me personally. Incredible experience, no notes. I hope they put me in the garbage disposal next chapter, or perhaps the air fryer.

[believeinspeev]

Duality of self 2 : Electric boogaloo