David Valencia

[theworstassassinever]

Writing Masterpost

Character Help

MBTI Personality Test

MBTI Personality Descriptions

123 Character Flaws

Character Trait Cheat Sheet

List of Personality Traits

Character Virtues And Vices

Underused Personalities

7 Rules For Picking Names

Character Names

Character Name Resources

Surnames Masterpost

Write Real People Generator

Types of Voice

55 Words to Describe Someone’s Voice

Showing Character Emotion

Character Motivation

Writing Characters Of Colour

More On Writing Characters Of Colour

Describing A Character’s Skin Colour

All Characters Talk The Same

Character Description

100 Character Development Questions

Character Development Questionnaire

30 Day Character Development Meme

Character Development Check List

Character Development Through Hobbies

List Of Character Secrets - Part 1 - Part 2

Mysterious Characters

Flat Characters

European Characters

Creating Believable Characters

Writing A Character Who Has Lost Someone Important

Writing A Drunk Character

Writing Manipulative Characters

Writing Vampires

Writing Witty Characters

Writing Natural Born Leaders

Writing Rebellious Characters

Writing Hitmen

Writing Indifferent Distance Characters

Writing Bitchy Characters

Writing Popular Characters

Writing Rich Characters

Writing Child Characters

Writing Villains

Villain Archetypes

Writing Stalkers

Avoiding LGBTQ Stereotypes

Writing Homosexuals as a Heterosexual

Writing Males as a Female

Writing Convincing Male Characters

Writing Characters Of The Opposite Sex

Revealing A Characters Gender

The Roles Of Characters

Creating Fictional Characters From Scratch

Creating A Strong, Weak Character

Writing Characters Using Conflict And Backstory

Writing A Character Based On Yourself

Switching Up A ‘Too-Perfect’ Character

Help I Have A Mary-Sue!

Dialogue

Dialogue Tips

Realistic Dialogue

Flirty Dialogue

On Dialogue

General Help

Alternatives To Said

Avoid Saying ‘Very…’

100 Ways To Say Good

Avoiding Unfortunate Implications

Begin A Novel

Finishing Your Novel

Creating Conflict

Show Not Tell

Words For Emotions Based On Severity

Getting Out Of The Comfort Zone

A Guide To Writing Sci-Fi

Naming The Story

The Right Point Of View

Essential Story Ingredients

Writing Fantasy Masterpost

Five Rules For Thrillers

Pacing Action Scenes

Writing Races

Using Gender Neutral Pronouns

Dos and Don’t of Writing

General Writing Tips

How To Avoid Tense Change

Seven Steps To A Perfect Story

Plotting

Outlining Your Novel

Creating A Compelling Plot

The Snowflake Method

Beginning and End, But No Middle!

Prompts and Ideas

Prompt Generator Lists

Creative Writing Prompts

Story Starting Sentences

Story Spinner

Story Kitchen

Writing Prompt Generator

Quick Story Generator

Dramatic Scenes

Plot Bank

Masterpost of Writing Execrises

Writers Block?

Visual and word prompts on pinerest boards 

Research

Survival Skills Masterpost

Mental Illness

Limits Of The Human Body

Stages of Decomposition

Body Language Cheat Sheet

Importance Of Body Language

Non Verbal Communication

Tips on Drug Addiction

Depression

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

Anxiety

Schizophrenia

Borderline Personality Disorder

Degrees of Emotion

List Of Phobias - Part 1 (A - L) - Part 2 (M -  Z)

Psychology In Writing

Psychology Of Colour

Mob Mentality

How Street Gangs Work

Street Gang Dynamics

How To Pick A Lock

Death Scenes

Realistic Death Scenes

Fighting and Self Defence

Fighting Scenes

Problems With Fighting Scenes

Every Type of Fight Scene

How To Fight Write Blog

Fantasy Battle Scenes

Body Language Of Flirting

Flirting 101

Kissing

Sex Scenes

Friends With Benifits Relationships

Ballet Terms

Torture Guide (Trigger Warning)

Sibling Abuse (Trigger Warning)

Dream Sequences

Kleptomania

Psychiatric Hospital

Understanding issues, -isms and privilege

Guide to writing smut

Post-Apocalyptic Cliches To Avoid

Revision

General Revision Tips

Cliché Finder

Reading What You’ve Wrote So Far

Synonyms For Common Words

Urban Legends On Grammar

Common Grammar Mistakes

Revising A Novel 

Setting

Average Weather Settings

Apocalypses

World Building 101

Bringing Settings To Life

Creating A Believable World

Mapping A Fictional World

Mapping Your World

Religion in Setting

5 Editing Tips

Sounds to listen to whilst writing

Coffitivity

August Ambience

Rainy Mood

Forest Mood

SimplyNoise

Soundrown

iSerenity

Nature Sound Player

myNoise

Tools

Tip Of Your Tounge

Write Or Die

Online Brainstorm

Family Tree Maker

Stay Focused

Writeometer App

Hemingway App

[davidvalencia323]

One of the best Adventure Time Episodes: Jake the Brick 

Mr. Bunny retreats to his warren, its homemade comforts some consolation to help pass the hungry night.

Twilight falls on the peaceful forest; a twilight unaware of the struggles it both soothes and conceals.

The crickets begin to stir, rehearsing their musical rhapsodies.

In the distance, flashes of heat lightning illuminate a purple summer sky.

Even angry deer, at last, must come to rest. And so it is with our erstwhile antagonist, who has disappeared into a stand of trees, perhaps to dream of tomorrow’s pointless battles.

- OH MY GLOB! ITS A CRAZY STORM! This might be it. This weather might knock the whole thing down!

If a definition of bravery exists, this must be it; a lone bunny, fancing off against, ineffectually pushing around some twigs with his pink bunny nose. A smbolic gesture, perhaps, but sometimes that’s all we have.

The wind is beginning to pick up, and it’s becoming clear that mother nature has not just knocked on the door, she has come in, sat down and poured herself a drink. 

Mr. Bunny has no friends, no family, no loved ones of any kind.

The wind is really picking up now.

Small puddles gathering around the entrances to Mr. Bunny’s cozy home…

… beginning to grow in size and connect with one another. It wont be long now…

- BUT WHAT IS THIS?

Looks like this unflagging little hero of a bunny will have some help, though. A family of friendly beavers appears to have taken up the cause.

Often called “Nature’s architects”, these intrepid mammals are sparing no effort to sore up the endangered burrow.

- Here’s an unusual sight. It’s a Sea Lard!

You’d expec to see a few  mudscapms out in weather like this, but here we have a rare treat , indeed. This little beauty is pretty far outside of her natural habitat. But I heard it said by wise old salts schooled in ancient maritime lore that a storm will sometimes blow them off course to a remarkable degree. Looks like we’ve got some pretty good evidence tonight.

Yes, sir, sometimes those old sailors know what they’re talking about. It’s the triumph of experience versus the secondhand verities of musty academic tomes.

This feisty sea lard is pitching right in to save the rabbit hole, belying its slothful reputation. She uses her prodigious swiveling behind to increase the size of the hole while the beavers continue to reinforce the sides with straw and stick.

At time like these, the supposed cruelty and indifference of the natural world, all too often its most salient feature, pale before the nobler instintcs of even our most humble kin.

In the morning light, few signs remain of the summer storm that battered this idyllic glen. The beavers are finished with their work and are heading home.

The sea lard looks like she’s gonna go wander the woods for a while. Maybe she’ll find her way back to the ocean and write a novel about her experiences.

Mr. Bunny is exhausted but can rest easy knowing that his home is secure.

- BUT, ALAS! The bunny’s rest is short-lived. The deer is back.

The deer, perhaps confused by the antler-like appearance of Mr. Bunny’s protective dam, is now testing the situation. Mr. Bunny is unsure of where this is going.

- AND WITH A SINGLE SMASH FROM THE DEERS POWERFUL FRONT HOOVES, THE BUNNY’S HOME IS UNDER ATTACK.

Mr. Bunny has hopped to safety and can only watch as the deer  continues its relentless rampage on the only home he knows. A couple more mighty smashes and the dam… THE DAM HAS BEEN BREACHED! Water is now flooding in… The deer continues its attack!

This deer misplaced rage, combined with its size and weight, is more than enough to bring down the weakend walls, which are now starting to give, aided by the unforgiving weight from the tree aboove. Even Mr. Deer, in his blind fury, seems to sense what’s about to happen, as he steps to one side.

It’s Over. The warren has been destroyed… An injustice of astronomical levels. Words fail me.

- Actually, he doesn’t seem that upset. He’s on his feet, checking out his new surroundings. Even the deer is impressed. As if confused by the events, he performs a comical double-take and retreats into the forest.

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS BUNNY IS INDOMITABLE!

THIS SHIT IS AMAZING!

Adventure Time surprises you everytime. Wow. 

9/10 for this f**ing chapter, BOOOOY!

[ithelpstodream]

[rururinchan]

I found sources. 

The word “man” was gender neutral and referred to both sexes until the 13th century

The female specific pronoun “she” was invented in the 12th century. 

The word “girl” was gender neutral and referred to children of both sexes until the 15th century

High heels were invented for men and were worn predominantly by men until the 16th century

From the mid 16th century to the 19th century boys would typically wear dresses until the age of 7

Until the early 1930s pink was considered the appropriate colour for baby boys and blue was the colour for baby girls

In 2017, a Christian couple pull their 6yo son out of a primary school because his classmate is transgender - citing their “traditional beliefs”  IMPORTANT NOTE: Last source is transphobic and from a pro-life website that attempts to defend the dumb ass couple. Feel free to ignore it if you prefer, but it was included for the sake of accuracy. 

[randomishnickname]

Reblogging because verifiable sources make every information 70% better. Thanks for the addition!

[noctea]

My favorite self care tip is to pretend you’re a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat it right, cause these things are weak af man and you gotta protect your host

[thesylverlining]

…You know, that might actually work.

[twosidestarot]

Always and forever reblogging this

[resonance-of-libra]

Sigh. No self-respecting demon would let the body go this long without showering. Brb.

[infinite--skys-deactivated20180]

XD wtf that’s great.

[goldiesgrimoire]

This worked for me quite a few times. Especially when I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning just like

The vessel must be present.

[unwisealistair]

This may actually work, motivation by “to be a successful infiltrator on the mortal plane my host must be as successful as possible”

[marauders4evr]

THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!

It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).

[marauders4evr]

BONUS:

[marauders4evr]

Bonus #2

Of course I had to show the best part:

[marvellegends]

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) dir. Jon Watts

[la-plus-heureuse]

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

[raincityruckus]

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

[djmixedtape]

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kitty]

[metaangelz]

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

[lee-stie-deactivated20180926]

What I feel: I love this character very much because they’ve helped me flex my creative muscle and extend my understanding of what makes a character enjoyable and unique, as well as giving me comfort during rough patches and allowing me to relate to them emotionally

What I say: hgngnhg son

[ryanthedemiguy]

What i do: torture him more

[parkerpunology]

i….can’t..FUCKING BREATHE…afsyfjdkshaj

[jara257]

ok idk abt u but there’s just something intensely powerful abt this one image of tom hardy dressed like a hobo, drenched in sweat and water while sitting in a lobster tank while manically looking around for some kind of answer

like it evokes some kind of gut emotion from me but i can’t identify it and it’s driving me up a wall

[catchymemes]

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rosebramblewolf]

humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone

cat: im gonna eat it

[thescienceofjohnlock]

It’s so shiny

It must die

[lisayadomaru-blog1]