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The "aww cute agere girls" leaving people's bodies when the perma-middle shows up

Loving the perma-little is easy. She's sweet, outgoing, ever-affectionate, perhaps not the smartest but always eager to learn and take in new things, just happy to be around and loved.

The perma-middle on the other hand can be obstinate, moody, frustrating, uncooperative, smarter than her little sister but exponentially more argumentative. Nonetheless you must love her just as much – if not more as she will have fewer places which will offer her the love she so clearly needs. Even if that means forcing it on her (she'll like it even if she's going to try and hide it), you have to love the perma-middle today. Ok?

yb-cringe

everyone clap for friends that are animals. make it so easy to send u any post ever. bunny on the dash ? oh good thats going to my bunny friend. deer? ahhh yes. mny friend deer my good friend the real deer. you get this . and every time theyre like yesss #my me

berlynn-wohl

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

dunkstein

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

dunkstein

You specifically understand

Bocchi the Rock is partly a wish fulfilment story. Every socially anxious tgirl has at some point wished an extrovert would notice their shared hobby and adopt her into her lesbian polycule on that basis.

gaytanic-panic

I feel like every year the girl names get more boyish like what do you mean you are a teenage girl named Ian??

And this leads to an escalation on the boy name front where like, once upon a time shit like Hunter was something parents in the Bush era made up to reassure ppl there was no fag shit going on with their kids and now the most famous trans woman in country is named Hunter so p soon we are gonna need to call the boys shit like Blade and Laser

gaytanic-panic

I'm gonna be teaching in 2030 and all the girls are going to be named Arnold and Connor and all the boys are gonna be named Gun

charlizetheronsbush-official

sorry but gun is already a girl’s name

hollow-head

this is like 5 years ago now, but I was out hiking and i passed 2 different families with little boys. One had a boy named Granite and the other had a boy named Gunner.

Granite and Gunner, wherever you are I hope you're having a nice time in elementary school with all those girls named Charlie and Elliot.

orpheuslament

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain