[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[darkisnotevil]

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

[846782364278]

[pharahsamari]

slow dance with you ♬

[dissolvinggg]

[lushlity]

Lush

[visquit]

 versane

[unbalm]

x

[dearlie]

dearlie

[unbalm]

x

[amazely-deactivated20171225]

Apply: The Relation Amicale || The OG Squad||Riverdale Awards||Glow Queens Awards||Avengers Awards

[krabby-kronicle]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

[whosthemoss]

[nicollekidman]

where are the photos of nicole kidman celebrating signing the papers from her divorce from tom cruise 

[nicollekidman]

i found them 

[jessicacapshaw]

gina rodriguez complimenting kate’s boobs = my aesthetic.

[bakvvas-deactivated20181218]

HAJDKMSKDMSKS THEY BLURRED OUT LENA DUNHAM

[postingwhileblack]

[robotlyra]

Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity

[jumex]

gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun

[leapsickness-deactivated2017071]

i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time……

[xanny]

But can they put it together sis

[ccstcrptc]

Literally wtf is a screwdriver

[jumex]

A cocktail

[podencos]

gays do buy furniture all the time though that part is true

[quinoaphoenicks]

As a gay mechanical engineer with a furniture obsession I have a lot to say about all of this but I’ll refrain.

[tachikoma]

Speak up sis

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

SAY👏🏼THAT👏🏼SHIT👏🏼

[jumex]

Do it bitch….slay us

[ccstcrptc]

she ripped off my wig and put it in the ikea dresser she assembled last week

[thetenderpassion]

[flourescentbadolescent]

I hate Twitter

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[nevaehtyler]

This is so important! Don’t let baby boomers who think you’re wasting your time tell you what your priorities should be. Go live your lives 🙌🏾

[surrenderthepink-deactivated201]

👍

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

I’m literally crying.

[citymod]