Daxifications

Wear a mask, wash your hands. Protect people around you. French. Queer. No preferred pronouns. Just some stuff that I like and things that go through my mind when I bother with reblogging ;) Posts are usually queued to publish once a day, sometimes twice. Except when I hit reblog instead of queue. Also I post more when the mood strikes.

[apolladay]

what language did u learn in school (before university/college)

- spanish

- french

- mandarin

- other

- none

what language did u learn in school (before university/college)

Spanish

French

Mandarin

Other

None

Voting ended onMay 24

[ladyshinga]

Computer gamers, make your choice!

Fullscreen

Windowed

Nuance/I'm bald/vanilla extract

Voting ended onMay 25

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[type-blaze0]

Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041

[rhinestonebabe]

And btw it's always been important to wear a mask, since 2020 when covid became the pandemic that it still is today. If hantavirus is what's making you wear a mask, great! I'm glad more people are masking, it will keep all our communities safer 🧡

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[existencebringsonlypain]

i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.

take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:

what's your JND?

.00030-.00099

.0010-.0017

.0017-.0024

.0024-.0031

.0031-.0038

.0038-.0045

.0045-.0052

.0052-.0059

.0059-.0066

.0066-.0073

.0073-.0080

.0080 or greater

Voting ended onMay 13

it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)

i'd love if you could reblog for reach

[bandit-jay-deactivated20231028]

Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐

To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.

[jmtorres]

i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.

[alexseanchai]

the earth's eyes are drawn in a different place every rotation

[theverycoolfish]

Jupiter is spinninggggg

[vargdottern]

you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby

[apolladay]

when was the last time you laughed out loud with someone?

within the last hour

within the last five hours

today but over five hours ago

yesterday

within this week

longer than one week ago

i can't remember

when was the last time you laughed out loud with someone?

within the last hour

within the last five hours

today but over five hours ago

yesterday

within this week

longer than one week ago

i can't remember

Voting ended onApr 19

[85-rend]

why are people so obsessed with everything being an app? I keep seeing so many things people just asking for whatever to have an app and it's just like. or you could just use the fucking website. websites do exist. you can use them. it doesn't need to be an app.

[85-rend]

nobody love website anymore.... terrible. love is losing. share if you still love website

[funnypages]

Not all burgeoning superheroes get unlimited money or are bitten by a radioactive sewing machine.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Molly worked hard on her costume, don't bully this child <3

[dax-micro]

They're homeless runaways fleeing their criminal parents. They're doing their best ok? (Except the traitor Alex Wilder, he's doing his worst).

[apolladay]

If you know the meaning of the word "defenestrate", do you remember how you learned it?

Yes (put it in the tags please I'm curious)

No

I don't know the meaning of the word defenestrate

Voting ended onApr 18

[anonpolls]

How much time do you spend STYLING (not including washing) your hair on a typical day?

None, because I don’t have hair

None, even though I do have hair

Less than 5 minutes

5-10 minutes

10-20 minutes

20-30 minutes

30-60 minutes

More than 60 minutes

Varies too much to call any of the above “typical”

Voting ended onApr 10

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[the-liars-art]

Fuck yeah this is important

[goldensunset]

curious about something so i want to conduct a free-response survey. who (or what) first comes to your mind when you hear the name sebastian

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[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[moral-autism]

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

[aksemmi]

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

[yaldabaothadeez]

"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"

"because of The Curse?"

"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"

[dax-micro]

true vegetarian vampires should be farmers and have cattle or other herd animals they can raise to drink the blood of, and if they drain an animal dry each time they feed, well that makes more meat for the slaughterhouse

[sakebytheriver]

I just do not understand what motherfucker saw the premise for Lower Decks and said, "yeah, let's greenlight this as a ten episode a season show and let's only give it five seasons." like it truly makes no sense to me, a show like this would have absolutely thrived under a cable TV type schedule of 20-24 episodes a season and it could have easily gone on for at least 10 seasons, the streaming model truly kneecapped this show from the very beginning

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right