Live Well. Laugh Often. Love Much.

Random chaos. :) & my life story.

[onlytwitterpics]

[thetenderpassion]

[dope-memes-bruh]

her paparazzi game is on point

[jaclynnicolee]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

Dolphin Tale

[thetenderpassion]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

her paparazzi game is on point

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[954mm]

[death-by-lulz]

go dumb and disregard ur differences

[ruinedchildhood]

[spongebob-daily]

[hnybttrchiknbiscit-deactivated2]

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

[therealhamster]

[daily-rage-comics]

someone answer this please

[sansgod]

[dagangstapenguin]

when people take your posts too seriously

[spiderslingers-deactivated20210]

[suribot]

[10knotes]

The two smartest men on the planet.

[loopygifz]

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

they: wyd me: 

[stagecoachjessi]

[humoristics]

[cuteavalanche]

Do all pet owners have a “type”?

[chubbycattumbling]

ALL ARE FANTASTIC!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I AM THE BAG DOGE

GUARDIAN OF THIS BAG”

[sexysuni]

That person must have a really strong upper body to carry that doge

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Right?

Gonna lift this whole doggo <3

[cryoverkiltmilk]

A bag is just a hug that takes you places. (:

[geniusorinsanity]

this is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[flyingeagleclaw]

A BAG IS JUST A HUG THAT TAKES YOU PLACES!!!!!!!