Days That End With Why

Featuring both Adventures in Internet Dating and Tales from the Workforce.

[funnelcloudd]

If you ever find yourself annoyingly horny in the middle of the night just go on literally any dating app and it’ll dry you up REAL quick. Like putting one of those silica gel packets in your hoohoo.

[funnelcloudd]

My pussy feels like an abandoned Kmart after reading this

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[daysthatendwithwhy]

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[theinternetsanimals]

[mllfology]

hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

[farankrentcil]

Missing: Your Text Back. Stop Ghosting Girls. Acrylic paint, pen, sticker, and magazine clipping.

[thesigilwitch]

I was just about to spiral into a bad panic attack, and my boyfriend goes "Stick an ice cube in your mouth." I'm not really sure where he got the idea, and I kinda laughed at it because I didn't see how it would help, but he was insistent. So I did it.

And now I'm on my second cube, because it worked.

[thesigilwitch]

He explained his reasoning to me when he got home.

1. I would initially think "what the fuck" and be distracted from the anxiety. (Correct.)

2. The cold of the ice would shock my system, bringing me back to the physical world and reality, drawing my focus to the cold in my mouth, and keep my brain away from thinking "I'm panicking, I must be dying." (Correct.)

3. He assumed I hadn't drank much water today and wanted to keep me hydrated. (Triple correct.)

[pigeonwithaknife]

It also forced your mouth to make saliva!

When you go into fight or flight mode, non-crucial body functions stop working so you have more energy to do what you need to do to survive (oooor to spiral into a panic attack). By forcing yourself to make saliva it helps calm you down because since fight or flight is an all or nothing response, they can’t happen at the same time.

Learned that from my old therapist, who would use it with veterans with ptsd

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

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Gay_irl

[yawpyawp]

someone on tinder just asked me “so what are we gonna watch on tv?” (in a netflix and chill kinda way) and my knee jerk reaction was to say “documentaries about murder” which is the exact wrong thing to say on a dating app

[strangenewclassrooms]

Today’s OKC gem

The guy who hasn’t asked me a single question in at least 5 exchanges. I didn’t reply to his last message (bc there wasn’t anything to reply to. I had asked about his dog, he answered and that was that.) I kinda figured he wasnt that into it. But just now he messaged me to tell me he had added a new picture of him and his dog.

I mean, DOG. But also dude, really?

[nudygoon]

[ramen-noomerals]

“If a man ever tells you he’s an alpha, he’s a beta.”

Truer words have never been spoken.

[daysthatendwithwhy]

Your selfie couldn't wait until that man was done with his business?

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