[zootycoon-archive]

why doesn’t Mitski have a song about how bad ass Dark Souls III is

[porcelain-dollbones]

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[langoaurelian]

葛飾北斎 Katsushika Hokusai

A rarity indeed. Hoskusai , while known for his landscapes and scenes from nature did execute a number of Shunga pieces - though almost all heterosexual in nature. This is a very rare image of two men, contorted, making love.

[ganymedesrocks]

Katsushika Hokusai (1760–1849) was a Japanese artist, ukiyo-e painter and printmaker of the Edo period, Shunga Gallery.

[catasters]

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[wizardarchetypes]

i was like 'it's weird the way everyone is doing free pr for the catholic church rn just bc the pr for the new pope has already been that good' and someone was like 'wait? why don't you like the pope? did something happen?' i feel insane i'm not exaggerating i didn't even know what to say?? 'did something happen?' yes the last 2 thousand years of global history, and no, going back 2,000 years in catholic history is not dramatic because it's remained consistently that bad throughout and in fact i do think the church should answer for every single century of its sins while all of its assets are returned to the people from which they were stolen and its global power is dissolved.

[sailor-arashi]

There was no way he'd accept someone like me! But...even though love brings only terror... ...I CAN'T STOP MYSELF ANYMORE!

[avakynx]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[dagss]

Ravenous (1999) dir. Antonia Bird

[penny-anna]

Further questions from the finance team

[zenodotus-xxiv]

bowtie placement?

A

B

C

Remaining time: 1 day 22 hours

[klapollo]

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[kuvaton]