I Am Dc Trash

Hi I'm Mia and I am dc trash.

[ladyshinga]

I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

[nyandotexe]

Time to drop some links again.

– https://searchmysite.net/ Search engine for the indie web, personal websites, digital gardens. You can also find them in websites like Neocities, Indieweb, Blogarama, and write.as. There is also a big list of personal websites.

– https://search.marginalia.nu/ Search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and promotes websites that aren’t usually at the top of the list.

– https://www.worldcat.org/ Search engine for items in libraries (books, but also maps, articles, sound recordings, theses, etc.)

– https://scholar.google.com/ Search engine for scientific papers, reviews, etc. It’s still google, but a lot better than the normal search engine counterpart.

– https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_search_engines A list of search engines sorted by subject, area, and more. If you’re searching on a specific area, it might be worth checking if there is one focused on that area.

– https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_academic_databases_and_search_engines A list of academic databases and search engines.

– https://tineye.com/ Reverse image search alternative to Google’s. Also, P.S.: Please stop using Google, and start using more privacy focused search engines, like DuckDuckGo or SearchX (opensource; personally haven’t used it yet, but it looks promising for privacy-focused users)

[myalgias]

That Google and Meta can get away with this during an era of intense misinformation and disinformation signals that we cannot rely on large tech companies to provide reliable access to information and news:

Google set to remove news links in Canada, Meta ends contract for journalism fellowship as Bill C-18 fallout continues

Google said Thursday it will remove Canadian news from its platforms and end existing deals with local publishers because of the Liberal gov

[siderealscribblings]

you’re twelve years old and you break your father’s hand when he hi-fives you. the first thing you learn is that the smallest slip up can hurt the people you love. your (foster) father smiles and says it’s okay (it’s not). 

your parents are not your parents. the idyllic farming community that raised you is not your home. you’re a You-Don’t-Know-What from You-Don’t-Know-Where. all you know for sure is that you’re not human. 

so you can fly. so you can run fast. so you can lift cars. so what? why do you even have this power? what should you even do with it? 

your father said do what’s right, so that’s what you do. 

you stop a robbery. the man’s knife shatters against your skin and you see the same fear in his eyes that you saw in your father’s when you were twelve. you catch a falling child before it can hit the water. his mother looks at you like you’re a god. 

they love you, even though they don’t know you. the most powerful man in the world hates you because they love you. 

you wanted to write when you were younger. you wanted to tell stories that needed to be told. you never wanted to star in them. you never wanted super-geniuses and demi-goddesses looking to you for advice; like you have any idea how to handle threats to reality itself. you’re just a kid from smallville who’s trying to do the best he can with what he’s given. 

you try and get back to the farm as much as you can. it feels normal being back among the open wheat; where everyone smiles because you’re that nice Kent boy. 

when you were younger, you pretended to fly, hands out to your sides and running through the tall grass by the river. it doesn’t look as beautiful from on high; the details get lost and the colors of your hometown blur together from a mile above ground. 

the problem with flying is that it puts you so far above people you care about

[rimonoroni]

“oh but Superman is such a boring c-“ shut up shut up shut up forever.

[raptorific]

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

[kyraneko]

Imagine, someday, the Joker actually finding out a) that Batman is Bruce Wayne and b) that he’s spent their entire shared career being completely and utterly trolled by this stoic asshole in a bat suit and by that utterly hapless billionaire, and then Bruce-the-Batman leans in and whispers, “The butts match. The facts don’t lie,” and Jokes can only stare at him in complete and utter awe because Bruce Wayne as the Batman he can sort of wrap his brain around but Bruce Wayne and the Batman are that ridiculously wrong conspiracy theorist TOO, and he’s RIGHT?!!!

It’s the best and biggest bluecreen of the Joker’s life, and somehow, he’s never been happier.

[dabard]

The Joker: Why are you telling me this? Batman: Because no one will ever believe you. The Joker: You sick son of a bitch.

[gardenoffish]

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

[gardenoffish]

Batman being forced to solve a case with Harley Quinn : You’re my punishment for dropping out of med school

Harley Quinn making the connection between this edgy goth man bat and the edgy goth med student who she suffered all nighters with:

[gardenoffish]

It’s even funnier the thought of them becoming unlikely friends again and teaming up for missions.

Super man: why is a convicted criminal just sitting in your living room?

Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore

[hardtochews]

bruce: ...it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

[gardenoffish]

Harley: hey Brucie!

The rest of justice league that are only allowed to refer to him as Batman:

[percy-son-of-sally-jackson]

@xellychan040

[funnypages]

Poison Ivy: Weed Lesbian

[jturn]

[veeranger]

tries to throw a stone into a lake but the lady of the lake catches it and throws it back at mach force killing me instantly 

[justiceleague]

Wonder Woman Vol.3, #28 // Wonder Woman 1984

Golden Eagle Armor: In wartime, Diana will sometimes wear a distinctive metallic suit of body armor patterned after an eagle. These shining battle armors are the emblem of the Amazon royalty. In the comics, Diana’s Gold Armor gives her the ability to fly. The armor also has superhuman durability that makes Diana impervious to bullets, explosions, and other energy attacks. Diana is given the armor when going up against her most formidable opponents.

[loislane]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[loislane]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[ninja-pyro]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[cryptiboy]

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

You are Superman, aren’t you? Lois, look, we’ve been through these hallucinations of yours before. Can’t you see what you almost did? Throwing yourself off a building 30 stories high? Can’t you see what a tragic mistake you almost made? I made a mistake? I made a mistake because I risked my life instead of yours. Lois! Don’t be insane! And don’t fall down ‘cause you’re just going to have to get up again! Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006)

[estebanwaseaten]

This scene features one of the best things about Chris Reeve’s portrayal, which is that he physicalized his different choices between playing Clark and Superman. Like, look at the difference:

He could go from Rick Moranis to Chris Evans with just his posture. It’s like his glasses are weighing his entire body down. Here it is, in motion:

Acting.

[marsapartment]

I’m HOLLERING, CLARK!

“If you would be so kind as to h*cking Perish”

[why-i-love-comics]

Wonder Woman 75th Anniversary Special - “Predators” (2016)

written by Brenden Fletcher & Karl Kerschl art by Karl Kerschl & Michele Assarasakorn

[mjalti]

me: why burden ur friends with ur problems when u can shut Up?

my other self: when you keep your human side hidden from the people you claim to love, you are robbing them of the opportunity to act as a friend & yourself of the opportunity to experience human compassion 

me: ok….but…….. .. ok so but. ..

[dceu-memes]

Reactions to the newly released still of Steve Trevor in Wonder Woman 1984

[youve-doomed-us-all-jerk]

[trapcard]

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[nightyignite]

How about instead of taking Gal Gadot out they team up and kick some nasty people’s asses?

[tifablog]

TEAM UP

[hissorikos-menagerie]

Diana does have a twin. Two Wonder Women, one made from white clay and one from black. 

[papi-chulo-bucky]

I’d give my entire college fund to see this happen! 👏🏽❤️

[scythfi-writer]

Team up! Team up! Team up!

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

Her name is Nubia. In the comics, she was also sculpted from clay, like Diana, only she was kidnapped by Ares and trained to fight by him. She was made to literally be Diana’s equal in every way, and even uses the name Wonder Woman as well.

In short, yes, team up

[chaos--themralds]

TEAM UP TEAM UP TEAM UP

[unpretty]

you know what, how about a masterpost of my completed DC fics because whynot

the one where martha kent has a shotgun and knows how to use it

the one where everyone goes to smallville for christmas

the one about bruce wayne trolling twitter

the one where superman gets a new costume from the guy who’s been drawing his dick #weedhorse69

the one where bruce wayne is a cantankerous party grandpa

the one where someone gave batman a toddler

the one with catwoman as a reverse archaeologist

the one where catwoman is an art critic and makes batman reinstall snapchat

the one where batman and catwoman have sex

the one where lois lane gets drunk

the one where clark kent saves lois lane by pretending they fucked

the one with lois lane giving a dubiously consensual hj

the one where bruce wayne saves women from creeps at parties

the one with bruce wayne heavily dissociating during sex and it’s actually kind of distressing tbh

the one where superman cuddles his girlfriend and saves the night

the one with batman and a duckling

the one about gothamblr

the one with the justice league road trip

the one where batman does ballet

[unpretty]

the one where bruce wayne is a columbo fanboy

the one where wonder woman and superman and batman are all trying to masturbate and things get weird

the one with batman and harley quinn grocery shopping

the one where nightwing doesn’t need to be saved from his own dick

the one with batman meeting superman for the first time and also lois lane bangs a billionaire and she’s pretty smug about it

[unpretty]

wonder woman and catwoman bang in batman’s bed because he’s busy brooding or whatever it is he does

batman’s sadness spreadsheet

batquinn sex pollen fic that turned out cute somehow

laurel lance had a one night stand with bruce wayne and now she’s a superhero and it’s awk

selina kyle spends all day in bed, batman pets cats

poison ivy and harley quinn break into bruce wayne’s office

batman needs wonder woman’s help breaking a terrible curse that turns him into a savage beast

someone is making a batman show and batman has opinions

superman doesn’t want to misgender a crow

the league gossips about black canary’s new hairdo

tim drake’s social media featuring bruce wayne getting banned from walmart

[unpretty]

nightwing shows up ten minutes late with mcdonalds (this one is @itswalky‘s fault)

batman and poison ivy team up to fight kudzu

superman and the flash are fighting in the walmart parking lot again

bruce wayne skin writing asmr

batman versus superman 2: the one with the earth banjos

[fallenangels444]