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[dcfansstuff]

MASTERLIST

To The Untrained Eyes?

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4?

A/n so um masterlist has been made finally still figuring the plot out so that’s fun- no it’s not- and I hope you like this so far it’s kind of plain but I still have a headache so maybe later I’ll spruce it up.

Taglist

@maradcrs @kohaiyuki

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[dcfansstuff]

Good luck post please give me good luck 🤞

[steel--crusader1785]

Two gorgeous fathers and their just as hottt sons!!

The genes are on point!! O.M.G 💖💖🔥🔥

Dan Mora and Elizabeth Torque and Nick Robles

[superdictionary]

Famous - Batman is famous for his swirling cape. He is well known for his cape.

[dictearchive]

sketching 🤓

[rizztaglia]

Am I the only one that's captivated by just how sculpted Tim's legs are??? Like- HELLO???? What are you doing walking around with all of that????

And this is lowkey different from yknow- Grayson or Todd- Alright?? Cause I highkey am just staring veryyyy respectfully at Tim's fuckass legs(????) in most of the panals that he's in-

It's fucking insane-

I mean just look at this guy-

Like...

Very respectfully...

ZOOWEEE MAMAS-

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[ilovemybruciewayne]

The manor is huge. Cold and huge. And terrifying at night. Did he mention how fucking huge-? Language. B hates when he curses. But it's his own head. B can't frown at him on his head... Still. No curses. No no.

"B?" He calls at a barely lit hallway. And the echo answers back. He tuts, and keeps searching forward.

He hears voices, so he follows them.

The door of Bruce's office is fully open and... That's the dick. He's not cursing. He introduced himself as that. And he might be cool and big and smart and the big brother he always wanted... But he makes B sad. And B makes pancakes and laughs at Jason's jokes and gives him a roof and a warm bed and kisses his forehead and puts silly bandaids on his bruises... How dare he make his da- Bruce sad?

Dick is yelling. Bruce isn't. Bruce should scream more. He gets so quiet, and Jason hates it.

B is normally quiet, but this is... A different quiet. A sad quiet.

Like the quiet when he comes back home after a rough night and takes Batman off and sits with his face hidden on the shadows and doesn't want to tell Jason what happened, but Jason knows, because he knows Gotham.

Like the quiet when he stands looking at the portrait at the entrance and Jason thinks he might cry, but he doesn't, and he smiles, but he's lying, and Jason knows, because Jason knows of loss and lies.

He hates it when Bruce gets that quiet.

But he learned that his hugs are healing. B told him that. So he just needs to hug him better.

So he enters the room. And the dick turns to watch him, so he sticks his tongue out. Dick's face goes red when he lifts his arms, without a word, and Bruce kneels, opening his own. And Jason knows that face. Because he knows he makes the same one whenever the dick makes B laugh and smile and look so proud. Because Jason knows of jealousy. Dick and B have a longer history. But now he is here, so the dick has to suck it and fucking dea-! Curses. Bad. Bad.

Bruce is warm. He loves his da- Bruce's chest. Is big, and warm and he gets so comfortable. He might as well sleep.

Their voices feel so far away when Bruce strokes his back and kisses his nape.

"There, Jaylad. Let's go to bed"

Jason loves that nickname. He smiles against the smell of expensive softener. He might as well sleep.

"I'm not done"

"I am. I won't talk about this anymore"

"BRUCE!"

"Shh!"

"Don't... Yell... At my... Pops"

"..."

"... Are you crying?"

"... No."

"... Jesus fuck-"

"Language. I need to put him to bed"

"You're a crybaby"

"... He said pops"

"You never cry when I call you dad"

"God..."

"Bruce! Don't leave! Is he more important?!"

"Shh, baby. Are you asleep-? Oh he's asleep. There, there"

"B!!"

There's some movement. And Bruce is laughing.

"What the hell?!"

"You wanted attention"

"I'm an adult!!"

"Yes?"

"You can't - you, you- You!!"

"It was a forehead kiss, you won't die"

Jason unconsciously pulls his shirt

"...Kiss..."

"..."

"... Oh, that little. He was just prete- SERIOUSLY!?"

Jason giggles and falls back to sleep, pressing and tiny hand on the warm spot over his eyebrow.

[bearcosmic]

Dick: No. I refuse, get somebody else to do it.

Tim: Dick, no one else is even in the running. please be so fr right now

Damian: What are you arguing about?

Dick: Damian! Damian can do it! He’d be great at it.

Tim: No, Damian’s gonna follow his paternal grandfathers lead and be a doctor. Everyone only has to take on ONE element of Bruce. Try again

Jason: They are arguing about which one of us should be the newest representative for the Justice League for when Bruce finally conks it.

Damian: That would be an honor no? Richard you would be a competent ruler.

Cas: Leader

Damian: Whatever. I assume Timothy will be taking on WE in the event of father’s passing, so wouldn’t Jason also be in the running?

Tim: No i called dibs on Jason

Jason: What? What are you talking about. You can’t call dibs on me. What if I want to run the Justice League?

Tim: You don’t. You are going to run the Wayne foundation. Take from the rich give to the poor. Modern day Robin Hood—Very on brand for you. Don’t worry I have the contracts and everything ready.

Jason: …

Jason: Ok deal. Sorry Dickie, looks like your going to rule the interplanetary alliance :P

Dick: I don’t wanna!

Tim: What, do you wanna switch?

Dick: Well, no—

Tim: Also you’re the only one that makes sense.

Dick: I’ll do anything else, please that’s too much responsibility.

Tim: Okay. Be Batman.

Dick: …

Dick: Yea never mind. Running the Justice League won’t be that hard.

Damian: Wait so who will be Batman?

Cass: Dibs

Damian, Tim, Jason, Dick: Fair

Bruce, who’s been sitting at the dining room table with them the whole time: Are you done dividing my assets and responsibilities between yourselves now? Can we eat our dinner?

[ultraviolettefan]

Imagine being so goated that nobody can do all the things that you can do and thus your children would have to split your legacy.

[dcfansstuff]

This man is a legend like genuinely

[dictearchive]

[ultraviolettefan]

Jason, storming into the Manor: "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM!"

Tim, raising a brow: "What crawled up your ass?"

Jason: "HIM! DICK-FUCKING-GRAYSON!"

Cass: "What did he do this time?"

Jason: "WHAT DIDN'T HE DO?!"

Tim, rolling his eyes: "It's the same song and dance with those two."

Jason, grumbling: "Perfect little golden boy my ass-" Picks up a vase.

Bruce, tired: "Stop. No. Just- here." Gives Jason a jar with milk inside.

Jason: "? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?"

Bruce: "Let your frustrations out with it. Shake it until you're no longer angry."

Jason: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Bruce: "Better than you shattering one of my mother's vases again."

Jason: ".... Fine." Takes the jar and starts shaking aggressively.

Cass: "Momma, what's in that jar?"

Bruce, petting Ace: "You'll see."

Jason: "What the-?? Why is it turning solid?!"

Tim: "!! Is that milk??"

Bruce, burying face in Ace's fur: (Muffled) "Yeah."

Jason, baffled: "?! YOU'RE USING MY ANGER TO MAKE BUTTER?!" More aggressive shaking.

Bruce: "Okay stop, that's enough. It's formed now."

Jason, confused as fuck: "I can't believe you made me put all my anger into making butter."

Bruce: "Hush. At least you have butter now. You like the ones from Texas Roadhouse, right? You said they go nicely with the bread?"

Jason, hopeful: "....Yeah?"

Later

Dick, finally coming home after arguing with Jason: "I'm home. Listen Jay, I'm really sorry about- why do I smell fresh bread??"

Bruce, cuddling Jason: "Welcome home, Chum."

Jason, mouth full of bread: "Shut the fuck up, dickwad. You can't have any."

Dick: "??? Rude-"

Idk man, this just came to me while watching yet another reel of someone making butter. (What is it with me and dairy today-)

[imjunebitch]

[prokrastinartiya]

[shoelace4-48]

“youre so quiet” thanks, no one listens to me when i try speaking 

[dcfansstuff]

Deadass

[hpcrs]

[haveihitanerve]

I need to know more about your Batlantern

hc ? any thing

My BatLantern Headcanon? Like one that I mentioned specifically or just all and any of them?

Imma give you all and any of them bc I fuckin love these goobers

They are the very definition of 'missionary. so we can keep arguing'

There's two ways I like to play the BatLantern Falling In Love trope- either: A. They are just fuck buddies and then Bruce falls first, Hal falls harder (Bruce is just better at lying to himself and everyone else so no one notices) or B. They are Enemies who slowly start becoming Friends and realize the other person is maybe smarter than they thought and eventually the tension crescendos into a kiss that they either deny deny deny or at last admit their feelings

Hal visits Bruce's office in Gotham for the first time and in every version that is the day that Bruce falls in love with him, because something in their relationship shifts at that point. It's not Green Lantern meeting Batman, it's not Brucie Wayne having a business meeting, its Hal Jordan visiting Bruce Wayne. Just because.

Hal calls Bruce his sugar daddy half jokingly but its also partially true because Bruce buys this man everything

Hal is one of the few people who doesn't mind Bruce spending an exorbitant amount of money on him- he has no insecurities about it, has no issues with Bruce flaunting it because he knows its not like that and knows that it's one of Bruce's ways of saying 'i love you'. Bruce is unsure of it at first, but soon he finds it to be relaxing, buying things for Hal without having to second guess how it would come across

Bruce buys Hal an old flight jacket that his grandfather might have worn

Hal never buys Bruce actual gifts, he either hand makes them or takes Bruce out to Events as his gift, and Bruce treasures the memories and thought much more than he does the Thing

Bruce doesn't know it, but Hal's kryptonite is him saying 'Hal' in his slightly raspy, a little bit pained voice, asking for forgiveness for something

They never stop 'hating' each other, their banter and sharp insults and sometimes aggressive pranks are their form of foreplay

Bruce burns like a furnace and Hal always runs cold, so he snuggles up close to him even before they started dating

Bruce shares old crime movies that he and his father used to watch with Hal, and Hal shares old sitcoms that were his and his grandfathers favorite as a child with Bruce

Bruce originally hated the nickname 'Spooky' because he doesn't like the idea that someone who is supposed to trust him and work with him is afraid of him- only bad guys should fear him- but Hal says 'Spooky' in the same soft tone he says 'Baby' so now it's okay

Bruce calls Hal 'sweetheart' and 'love' and Hal calls him 'baby' and 'sugar'

When they aren't being 'mean' to each other they are the ultimate softies. The kids complain about it, but there's something so pure and precious about seeing their dad smile, about seeing him cup Hal's cheeks and watch Hal sigh without even realizing it, leaning into the touch and the way Bruce's eyes just melt and soften in the sweetest way and genuine adoration pours from him

Bruce is usually better dressed (in general but also referencing the weather) but Hal is always the one to tuck his jacket around his shoulders (even though he's always cold) and Bruce then just hugs him so they're both warm

Hal plants a flower next to Martha and Thomas's graves to remember his grandfather

They have the most serious game of Footsie going on that has ever existed

Clark was jealous of them at first because he thought Hal was stealing his Best Friend and he genuinely shed tears of joy when Bruce looked at him very flatly and went "Clark. We are fucking." He threw a party and everything. Hal went and brought a present and laughed so hard he cried, but he isn't sure if he shouldn't have been more offended too

One of Bruce's first wedding gifts to Hal was a small cabin on a lake and whenever Hal seems particularly stressed they go out and fish and spend a weekend together, just them, and it takes Bruce years to realize that sometimes Hal just pretends to be stressed because he notices that Bruce is and Bruce won't ever take a vacation for himself but he will do it for Hal

Bruce is wider than Hal in terms of like broad shoulders, but Hal is a few inches taller and he uses that advantage to smooch Bruce on the forehead- especially early in the morning when Bruce is half asleep and slurping his coffee and looking adorable

Barry and Oliver took Bruce out the night before his wedding and Selina and Harley took Hal out and that night is the only secret between them that they will take to their graves

Hal has trouble with his memories because of all the space travel he does and the jet lag and Trauma and all that jazz and Bruce is burdened with Perfect memory, so sometimes when they're both being insomniac and can't sleep and nightmares are too bad, Bruce will just start reciting memories for them, of them, good and sometimes bad but mostly good and Hal will curl up in his arms on the couch and they'll just stay like that until they fall asleep. (Like their own version of True or Not True)

The first child to 'like' Hal was Duke and he is BatLantern's child. (A quote I still haven't managed to work into a fic- "You're so in love with him you look ridonkulous." Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose, frowning hard. "Babydoll, please never use that word again." ) [I say 'like' because he and Hal have the most aggressive relationship out of any of the Batkids+Hal. They are ruthless to each other and they both love it]

It took Damian the longest to warm up to him- not because of any particular reasons to do with Talia or anything like that, but just because he wants his father to be truly happy and he's seen that fail so much before (very notably with his own mother) so he remains on guard until one day- with nothing in particular- he and Bruce are working on something in the Cave downstairs and Hal just appears, carrying a tray of food, slips a mug of fresh coffee into Bruce's hand, runs a hand over his hair and kisses his forehead before leaving again. And it's that small thing- supporting him while also not infringing on his time and space for too long and letting him live his own life- that sells Damian on the Lantern

Bruce used to play piano and has a very beautiful singing voice, and Hal plays guitar so sometimes they sneak into Martha's parlor (I say sneak because in times like these they feel very much like teenagers, messing around while the parents are just downstairs and they feel In Love and Free) and play songs together

Bruce is more often than not the top but they switch frequently and neither has that much of a preference they just love making the other one feel good. (The need to Provide/getting off on each others pleasure is Strong in BatLantern)

Hal buys Bruce flowers whenever and wherever he can. He just loves to. He was raised to be a gentleman and go to the ladies door with a bouquet of flowers and all that, so even years into their marriage he still sometimes shows up and rings the doorbell with flowers and asks if he can take Bruce out someplace nice

(and Bruce, who was raised feeling that flowers are only something people give to the dead, because that's the only reason he'd ever brought or gotten flowers, loves it.)

Hal is a sucker for pretty jewelry- I have a hc that the way Lantern's can summon their rings they can summon any type of jewelry- so Bruce buys him expensive necklaces and rings and everything and anything he wants

Hal wants to get a dog when they first start living together and creates an entire slideshow the way he did for his parents when he wanted a dog when he was younger and gives the whole presentation while Bruce is nodding seriously and taking notes and then at the end he got up, kissed him and laughed saying 'Love, are you really asking me if we can get another stray? Because I have eight children. Commit is not my problem'

(the dog is named Lilac and she is buried beside Ace and Alfred and Hal sobs for three days but he can't help but feel proud because although by now he's been married to Bruce for a while, his dog was buried alongside Bruce and his children's pets, and it's just another way he belongs)

Hal, who doesn't have roots anywhere and is always moving, always shifting, changing, bouncing not only between apartments but entire planets and galaxies and is never stationary even when he is "home" and is a chaos junkie who flies planes and Bruce, who has only ever really lived in one place all his life and who has eight children and two parents in the earth behind his home, who has plans to be buried beside them and has never once considered anything else to be Home and would never dream of living anywhere else

This is honestly why BatLantern are my favorite ship besides BatCat- because they're believable and can have a stable romantic relationship that includes the whole jazz of living together and etc without needing either or both of them to make a huge sacrifice- like Clark? I get the Superbat stuff, but Clark belongs to Metropolis and Bruce belongs to Gotham and sure they can travel between the two cities and sleep over at each others houses but... its just not the same.

Anyway! That's all I have off the top of my head, if you wanted something more specific I gotchu just lemme know I frickin love these guys, and uh yea! Hope you enjoyed<3