A Clockwork Apple

pretty good at almost everything but outstanding at nothing | I used to be enthusiastic about fandoms

[sirgawin]

george is too relateable

[louisthevamp]

NOPE (2022) dir. Jordan Peele

[bosmerbutt]

[carnationinstantbutch]

*X-files theme*

[hotvampireadjacent]

*x files theme but played on a lute*

[hotvampireadjacent]

where were they

[fairydropart]

Want some lemonade?

[alwaysiambic]

Kenneth Branagh as Coriolanus and Iain Glen as Aufidius in The Renaissance Theatre’s production of ‘Coriolanus’. (1992)

[auroraborealis1890]

[auroraborealis1890]

Good morning to only the person that tagged this as adhdammit

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[cardinalcringe]

I think you may also be underestimating the overlap between doctors and furries.

[madastowa]

IT’S ON MY DASH IT’S ON MY DASH THE ORIGINAL IS ON MY DASH

[pukicho]

Who the fuck is kung pow penis guy

[firefox-official]

anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip

[holythefirm-deactivated20230530]

I do the hero’s journey every day but I don’t make a big deal about it

[soup--champ]

Managed to track down a high quality photo of r/place prior to the destruction for those who want it. May it rest in internet history.

[willowdove]

Can someone explain what this is and why everyone was obsessed with it for a few days because I kept seeing it referenced with no context

[beanabina]

r/place was an April fool's event put on by Reddit (first in 2017, then again this year in 2022) where a blank canvas opened up on April 1 where users could place one single pixel, once every five minutes. Pixels would overwrite anything placed in that same spot previously, with the canvas constantly changing in flux. Hundreds of communities and hundreds of thousands of people came together to build incredible pixel art, defend their little swaths of territory on the canvas from griefing, form alliances with nearby territory to protect each other's artwork, and hide lots and lots (and I mean lots) of amogus characters.

After 3 days of war, fighting bots, twitch streamers, and griefers, this was the final canvas. On April 4th the only pixel that could be placed was white, and the canvas quickly reverted back to a blank slate, with only screenshots like this to commemorate what hundreds of thousands of people came together to create.

[handsmotif]

its the no notes ghoast

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

[leafcrunch]

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

[toastoat]

Oh thank god

[ohthehypocrisy]

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

[sreegs-archive]

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted, it’s got nothing to add to. When the note counter tries to add notes to nothing, it goes nowhere.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

[river-ride]

How frightening

[rylandgraces]

We wanted to have that ending of: is the man flying or is he falling? Thomas always wanted to see me dance. I haven’t done that for 25-odd years, maybe 30 now. I was very lucky from the get-go. I don’t mind dancing, that’s not the case, but I wanted it to be heightened like a magical moment, like a dream sequence. Like he saw himself dancing immaculately, but when the rest the rest of the crowd saw him it was not that cool. It was kind of pathetic.

Mads Mikkelsen in Another Round 2020, dir. Thomas Vinterberg

[electricheart]

annalaura_art

[bellamuertes]

CHARACTER EMOJI MEME

anonymous asked:🩸 ⛓  🚬  📸 ↪ adam faulkner-stanheight (saw)

[ID: Three gifs of Leigh Whannell as Adam Faulkner-Stanheight from Saw. 1. Adam lights a cigarette, holds it between two fingers, and takes a drag. 2. Adam sits on the edge of a dirty bathtub, his ankle chained to a large pipe. He moves his hand slightly as he talks. 3. Adam raises a rectangular ceramic plate, already covered in blood, over his head. He brings it back down with force before raising it again, his teeth bared in rage. END ID.]

[saintcheryl]

we cannot let andrew garfield loose around any more tall men

[saintcheryl]