i don't do bad sauce passes
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Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

ellievsbear

Andulka
Cosimo Galluzzi
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE
Not today Justin
Mike Driver
ojovivo

Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
sheepfilms

@theartofmadeline

shark vs the universe
AnasAbdin

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@de-la-lune
I’m so thankful I had a childhood before social media took over
mood for tonight
Adam the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness: hey guys you wanna go t-pose aggressively at Mr. Tyler until he calls the police
Ballet Prince
Ursula K. Le Guin’s writing routine
yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute
due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time
the american ambassadors wife in good omens is the funniest character. she went into a weird nun hospital in rural england and the creepy nun said name your baby warlock and she was like oh legit
19th-20th cent literature makes more sense when you keep in mind it was all written by depressed alcoholics
is there anything in the world better than a warm piece of bread with butter on it??? that was a rhetorical question no there’s literally nothing better. bread and butter stans make some noise!
you ever meet someone who makes you wish you had a large iced coffee to slurp loudly every time they start talking
telling someone to shut up will always be the simplest and most effective shutdown, but NOTHING says a total lack of respect or regard for their opinion like putting a straw to your lips and slowly, excruciatingly taking a drag so that the crushed ice scrapes against the inner tubing while maintaining eye contact the entire time so there’s absolutely no way they can assume it’s unintentional on your part
your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.
I opened Tumblr and almost screamed
the guilt has hold of you. confess
zuko having his 18th “oh that wasn’t a normal thing that was, like, trauma” realization of the week courtesy of Team Avatar:
Did you know, In Fallout New Vegas, you can sever the limbs of your enemies and arrange them however you want?
That’s really cool! I love when games include a mechanic for limb loss.