The Dog Park

I just need a place to put my life and bothers until i can get to a place to be better and more truthful with everyone in my life. Aspiring witch, lazy ass, derpy little shit. If you don’t like me leave. Actually don’t please tell me what I’m doing wrong I just want to be noticed by the inter webs real people

[normal-horoscopes]

GOOD MORNING TO MUTANT ARSONISTS WITH TOP SURGERY SCARS, RETIRED SEX WORKER MONKS, OPPORTUNISTIC CARNIVOROUS PREDATOR INSECTS, MICTOCONDRIA, AND OF COURSE, BUFF FEMALE VERSIONS OF TOW MATER FROM THR CARS MOVIE

[transpondster]

[pocketgameboy]

I could use some 💪 luck

[pure]

lilo really beat the bricks off that colonizer in lilo & stitch didn’t she? and in her indigenous clothes! such a moment.

[programmerhumour]

Mr.Printer

[rustandruin]

I have never wanted something more.

[teamponytail]

[christopher-bryant]

[floopthecooper]

this is worth it for the last reblog alone

[ruinedchildhood]

So this happend.

[necrophilofthefuture]

those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

[dankmemesforsadteens]

a good evolution

[lierdumoa]

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

[schizm-deactivated]

help help help

[goldcrescent]

cinematic parallels

[lesbianralzarek]

tag your signature spice or herb. and no, it can't be garlic. we all use 18 cloves of garlic in everything. mine is smoked paprika <3

[jaubaius]

[mikkeneko]

i figured this was some sort of flex about the driver’s precision to not hit the cup, and it was that i guess? but also so much more

[omniscientwreck]

This is camp

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[tramampoline]

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

[michigrim]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE BACKSTORY THOUGH

JAKE ADELSTEIN COVERS THE YAKUZA BEAT AS A FREELANCE JOURNALIST AND JUST HAPPENS TO KNOW THESE DUDES

[i-do-as-i-want]

I would recommend his book about his time working in Japan. It is a ride from start to finish and really opens your eyes. To how much you don’t know about Japan.

[wynought]

(ID: A screenshot from the linked article. It reads:

Several months ago, I introduced you to Jake Adelstein, the fearless-to-a-fault Jewish-American reporter who spent 12 years as a crime beat reporter in Japan and wrote about it in his book Tokyo Vice. In Toky Vice, we meet Adelstein’s arch-nemesis, a former yakuza boss named Tadamasa Goto; we also learn Adelstein [he] has a hodge podge of allies in the pervasive Japanese underworld. Turns out he’s good enough friends with a few high-ranking gangster bosses that he was able to convince them to conduct an experiment for Boing Boing: to evaluate Yakuza 3, a popular video game about the infamous gangsters created for ordinary citizens. And so it was that Adelstein showed up at a shady real estate office in Tokyo one Thursday afternoon with a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of Duty-Free whiskey to teach these gangsters how to handle a PlayStation controller. – Lisa

End ID)

[burntspoons]

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

me

[ladygolem]

hair: detachable

torso: crushed

dick: out

the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour

[undercoverdemi]

I am "literally do no care and do not subscribe to gender as a real concept" with a very small dash of "I let people think I'm a girl because it's easier than explaining I'm not" sprinkled on top.

[undercoverdemi]

I am "literally do no care and do not subscribe to gender as a real concept" with a very small dash of "I let people think I'm a girl because it's easier than explaining I'm not" sprinkled on top.

[burntspoons]

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

me

[ladygolem]

hair: detachable

torso: crushed

dick: out

the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour

[marineford-deactivated20210805]

*japancore blogs start solely posting this image, causing the weird white kids who are obsessed with japan and korea exclusively to have meltdowns*

[yesterdarling]

I m losing my SHIT this says "tonari no sainferudo". They used the same title format as my neighbor totoro. This is literally "my neighbor senifeld"