Call Me Dick Master

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My Other Silly Side Blogs

Here's the links to my other blogs if anyone is interested in similar content focused on the different Hazbin Hotel characters listed below:

ThatBitchVelvetteCakes

Centered around Velvette, I don't really feature any specific ship on this one currently. It's mainly just Vel being a bad bitch lol

AlastorsShade

Centered around Alastor, features some radiostatic content specifically onewaybroadcast/radiosilence. There are some drabbles posted on it too, featuring Alastor's shadow because I'm in love with the idea that they have a mind of their own as well as their own backstory.

SalesShark

Centered around Vox, features some staticmoth content.

PolillaProxeneta

Centered around Valentino, spanish for moth pimp because I'm so original, features some staticmoth content as well. And for this one I mainly post fake text messages instead of screencaps fair warning~

TheOneAndOnlyAngelCakes

Centered around Angel Dust, features HuskerDust content.

YourFavoriteBartender

Centered around Husk and also features HuskerDust content.

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I think I could marry you

…but I think you might need an exorcism first because something’s off and I’m not sure if it’s a-

demon

or autism.

I was willing to overlook it because you’re hot but it might actually be an issue.

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Heh… step aside ladies… let a real man handle this.

( does the exact same thing but worse )

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This is how I win.

*loses*

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My five year plan:

1. ??

2. ??

3. ??

4. ??

5. And then they’ll all be sorry

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People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother Earth)

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I did what I had to, to survive.

Then, I did a bunch of other shit just cuz and it was awesome.

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What that mouth do?

Complain.

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I don’t know maybe we could work on your emotional control!

Get hit by a car