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What game would you erase from your memory just to experience it for the first time again?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Subnautica. Hands down.

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

nieyao

the comments have me in tears

abowlofjellyfish

twiggies-draws

@rogue-bard

It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)

library-seraph

every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)

deadforaspell

We just named ours and started a kill count

montanagirl26

Flashback to the greatest foul in WNBA history. Diana Taurasi kisses Seimone Augustus in the middle of the game. Both were fouled for it.

talahui

mikumiotics

Idk if im seeing things but I kinda love how the ref has a sly little smile on his face. himejoshi moment

that-stone-butch

softwaring

thegirlwiththemooglehat

lakevida

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

lakevida

this is awful. try it

wizardonline

hey man quick question. you okay?

lakevida

that's none of my business

sixthrock

this is really one of the best images ever

dudewheresmycock

that-house

death to the surveillance state

oleander-teacup

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

yeahokayillreblogthat

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

magicratfingers

virginiaisforhaters

watching 20 year old tv shows is all fun and games until you realize how far we’ve backslid on certain social issues

bigtuna108

He nailed it

marinscos

Some years on my birthday I inconsistently do a retrospective autobio that meanders a little!

stop-entropy-lie-down

found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again

apas-95

2. nothing wrong with me

kitkatpancakestack

unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.