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[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[deadlester]

End.

So, this is it. My letter of resignation to the phandom. 

This decision has actually been a few months in the making, but this week really sealed the deal. If you have been keeping up with my blog, you would have noticed all of my ‘small’ hiatuses. Some were a couple days, some a couple months. These were due to me having events in my life come up to where I just needed a break from everything. Lately, a lot has come up. I won’t get into it, but I have been way too busy for a blog. Another reason I decided to leave is that I just don’t like updating this blog anymore.

This blog, along with “The World of Dan and Phil”, was my escape from my life. But I have just, grown out of it? Don’t get me wrong, I still love them, but it is not something I want to prioritize my life anymore. There is a lot more out there in life, and I plan to enjoy all of it. But I can’t do that if I’m constantly making post and uploading insta stories.

This blog will be an archive from this point on. You won’t be seeing any updates anymore. You won’t be able to be in touch with me.

I love you all, farewell. 

[deadlester]

going offline for a bit, sorry for the hiatus.

[honeqmoon]

it’s July I can’t believe it’s literally Halloween already happy fuckin Halloween guys

[dinosaurnerdhowell]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*azra’s 1k follow forever*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hello everyone! i recently hit my one thousand follower milestone and i’m so happy about it! thanks to all of you for following me and being with me as i scroll endlessly through the magical world of tumblr! i really appreciate all of you and to celebrate this very special milestone, i decided to do a follow forever! i’ve been working on this for a while and i hope i didn’t forget anyone! my list will be under the cut!

a-d

@ahappyphjl // @ailiyah // @aislingling // @allornothjng // @alloutofamortentia // @amazignphil // @amazingphiw // @angrydaniel // @apricityphil // @aquiffedupphilip // @articulatehowell // @awrfhi // @badiiideas // @caffeinatedcrappyshark // @callphanwhatyouwant // @cappuccino-howell // @cherryscentedlube // @cleverphil // @coincidances // @corgisocks // @cosmicdjh // @cosmicdnp // @cosmos-dan // @curlsnfwiff // @dailyboothdan // @dangerussy // @danielbear // @danielhowellbutnotascool // @daniellhowell @danielsphil // @danitsphils // @dansleftthigh // @danssmile // @dansyellowshirt // @ddanhowell // @deadlester // @deathclassic // @deepbluedaniel // @demonphannie // @devanpancakes // @dimplesaresexy // @dnpcorgis // @dnpmood // @dnpsuck // @dontyoudaredothat // @doodlehowlter // @dorky-hufflepuff // @dpnielhowell // @dqnielhowell // @dyxnamic-art

e-j

@emeraldlester // @espressohowell // @extrasassylampshade // @fireicelapis // @flowershopphil // @fondestphan // @free-the-knee // @gaybrenda // @gaykery // @gaytime-phan // @golddustphan // @gryphll // @happylittlehoneybee // @happylittlephilussy // @heavenlester // @hey-look-ma–i-made-it // @hlvnshk // @honeyjarhowell // @howellz // @howintresting // @http-philip // @hunnyhowlter // @huphilpuffs // @huskyvoicedphil // @icecreamadventures // @igirisuscones // @infinitylester // @instarbuckswithdan // @interruptedbyfjreworks // @introvertsinlove // @ithurtsnotolaugh // @itsmydanpheelings // @ivyhowlter // @joshssocks // @jumpsuitphil // @jupiterhowell // @jurassicphan // @justphantastic

k-n

@karmaphan // @ladknees // @legdabs // @lesterdaily // @lesterdreams // @lightphilly // @linguisticswithlester // @littleshitphil // @liveshowbants // @livingflop // @londonnaps // @loyal-phan // @luckilyiambrave // @lunlight // @lynxandbadger // @manchester-macchiatos // @manchester-memories // @manilovedan // @marauderlester // @marigoldan // @martisun // @marvelgirlbean // @memeboyfriends // @moleculester // @moonchair // @moondans // @moonlitgf // @moossage // @mr-eggman // @myheartbeatsforhowell // @natito-o // @neondnp // @noodlephil // @nuclear-clusterhug

o-r

@oh-deeyahh // @ohmyagony // @omgsomucherry // @optimistphan // @orlandophan // @overjoyedlester // @panrophantic // @pansypparkinson // @peachyperse // @peasanthowelll // @phancakeshowell // @phanroque // @phansterdam // @phanontour // @phantasthicc // @philliebf // @philneedspuppies // @philsbear // @philsshoebox // @philussy // @phloridas // @pianisthowell // @plantboi-lester // @prettilyphil // @pseudophan // @punklester // @queerdan // @radical-flaar-queen // @rodants // @rosey-howell

s-z

@scenteddandle // @scifiphan // @seahorsemonkey // @secretlyondrugs // @sertonine // @shinyphan // @shutup-rat // @snokoplazm // @softboyehowell // @softest-howell // @softlest // @softlydnp // @solacednp // @sorta-phantastic // @starlightlesster // @starrydanny // @stellardaniel // @swearphil // @sweatersphan // @tatitnof // @thebookfastclub // @thefrownydimple // @theliteralotherphan // @thisdayindnphistory // @tiinylittlephil // @tragicyans // @twentyoneprolly // @twogaysinapod // @txainof // @unorthodoxsavvy // @wokingham // @xmagicpenguinx // @youregonnahavesex // @zodiachxwell

i love you all! thanks again!

[deadlester]

congrats on 1k and thanks for including me!! ly azra <3

[jerryterry]

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[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

[leander-ligo]

This is just what depression feels like

[artjfoy]

church - fall out boy // disloyal order of water buffaloes - fall out boy

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[silverhawk]

i feel so dumb when i get done watching a movie and am like “hm ! i had lots of fun watching that ! i liked it!!” and then curiously check the ratings of the movie i just watched and the reviews are all like “abomination of a movie. horrible mess. worst thing i have EVER seen. spits on the face of ALL cinema.”

[pianisthowell-deactivated201906]

texting slangs you should know!1!

coop- subscribe

doop- to

ty ly bb- amazing

snacc- phil

radical conceptussy- on

YEET- youtube

i’m hungry bitch hurry up- thank you 

[nusitram]

all the cute habits they have make my heart so warm. coming home to each other and planning a big night in with dominos and west world. texting each other when they’re apart and asking each other every little detail of what they’re doing because they know it makes the other happy and excited. deciding where to spend the night. texting each other weird videos at 2am when they’re not together so that the other can also laugh with them. saying stuff like “coming home” “going home to phil”. these are just tiny little things that show you how filled with love the life they share is. they’re always each other’s first thought, both when they’re together and - especially - when they’re apart. almost ten years of this. a decade. i love the way they love each other.

[kiophen]

・A Ferret stumbles near! 

The Ferret does a war dance…

・…

・It’s adorable!

Song credit - Battle Against A Clueless Foe - Mother 4

[awrfhi]

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[vaguelyangelic]

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[bonepoem]

Media: Millennials and Gen Z kids are killing *BLANK* industry!

Millennials and Gen Z kids:

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

[blextrophy]

[pseudophan]

hi do yall maybe think making this may have been a mistake