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@deadpoolsbanana
Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like āHey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!ā
This absolutely works and provides you free amusement
This absolutely works and provides you free amusement
NO REALLY, TRY IT. Try it with any kind of inappropriate humor. Sexist, racist, homophobic, all of it. Look at them blankly, say, āI donāt get it.ā And watch the discomfort with the old timey pleasure of a rich old lady wearing pearls.
Rebloging this for the GIRLS with the nervous laughs. THIS IS FOR ALL THE UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS. For the WOMAN too humiliated to say anything.
And if you laugh in uncomfortable situations. Follow it up and ask what they mean.
The Dutch are making moves to make some changes after this outbreak
i canāt believe weāre all young professionals and academics and weāre still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen
When I was little my momās meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didnāt like anyone elseās, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so hereās the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if youāre feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if itās just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!
(6 servings)
-2lbs red potatoes
-1 cup butter (2 sticks)
-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)
-Chives (optional)
-Salt & Pepper to taste
1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them
2. boil til soft!
3. Drain
4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix
5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing
I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf
Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal
Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas
She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)
1.Ā Put 300 gram flour into a bowlĀ and make an indent in the middle
2.combine
20 gram yeast
1 tea sp. Brown sugar
3 tbsp milkĀ
mix until smooth
3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside
4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel
let sit till you see bubbles in the dough
5. add
Ā 1/8 liter luke warm milk
30 gram Sugar
one pack of vanilla sugar
a pinch of salt
2 eggsĀ
and knead the dough until smooth
6. put
Ā 1/8 luke warm milk
30 gram of Butter
1 pack of vanilla sugarĀ
into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)
7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk
8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)
Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy
9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit
Behold the Fuck You buffet
OH WAIT I HAVE BIPHOBE/TRANSPHOBE GREEN BEAN CASSAROLE!
this is my momās green bean casserole. when i came out as a trans guy, she entirely ignored me and still calls me her daughter and by my full deadname, middle name and all. she also thinks bi people are just āpissing in both potsā and called me a few really cool slurs when i told her i was bi!
she wouldnt even tell our family this recipe at holidays so iād say its pretty secret.
-french cut green beans
-cream of celery and cream of mushroom soup
-packet of ranch powder
-shreddy cheddar
-milk
-crunchy onions
ratios: 3 cans of green beans, one can each of soup, 1 packet ranch, 1 bag cheddar, as many onions as you see fit, a splash milk (maybe 2-3 tablespoons, more if you like your cassaroles more liquidey) per 4 people.
mix everything but the cheese and onions together in a big bowl. plop it all in your oven-safe cassarole dish cover with foil or oven-safe lid and bake on 350 f (175 c or gas mark 4) for 20 mins. add shreddy cheese and onions, and bake for 10-15 more minutes. if you like your toppings crunchy, take the lid or foil off and bake for 5-10 more minutes!
my only request: tell all of your queer friends about this recipe and make sure you call āem gay green beans. šš³ļøāš
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
or homelessness
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.Ā
* three kinds of people.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THATāS THAT SPECIFIC?
I agree, it is highly unnaturalā¦
You might even say itās ā¦.. āSupernaturalā
I havenāt seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages
This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.
Good god, what year is it?
April
April 11, 2020 to be precise.
I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy
I canNOT stop watching this so you all have to see it too
LIke the first six seconds get funnier every time I watch ittttttttt
I laughed louder at this than Iām willing to admit.
Where the hell does thatĀ ārunā sting come from, anyway?
Unmute!
And also same
āThe prisoners must be freed. The elderly must be cared for. Everyone must have safe housing. The sick must be supported without fear of losing jobs or being bankrupt by medical costs. The cleaners, health care workers, and other carers on the front line must have everything they need to stay safe. This virus makes what has always been the case even more emphatically so. We also must engage in large scale social distancing. The way social distancing works requires faith: we must begin to see the negative space as clearly as the positive, to know what we donāt do is also brilliant and full of love. We face such a strange task, here, to come together in spirit and keep a distance in body at the same time. We can do it. I am writing this because I want the good in us to break through the layers of hateful nonsense weāve been drowning in. I think we can be good, but we also must prepare for an amplification of evilās evil. The time when the invisible becomes visible is at hand.ā
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Boyer, A., 2020. This Virus. Mirabilary [blog], 10 March.
There will be a baby boom in 9 months, and those babies, in late 2033, will be known as the Quaranteens.
Am I the good boy? Really??
I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string