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failnation

A true scientist

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*feeds you ancient soup of disputed origin*

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pro-gay

apparently some nazi group posted this and how is that not the most relatable thing ever?

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apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

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foreplay with Todd

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do you ever think before you post

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yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

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do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

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Buffets are PVP enabled areas

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Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

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Enchanting her weapon

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bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

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me: *doesnt do my work*

my teacher: *puts in a 0*

me:

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

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18 days until we can start posting that gif.

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5 more days 🙃

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Yall arent ready ☺️

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ITS TIME TO GET S P O O P Y

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So i feel like there is a second part to this post that is missing…

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Someone asked for it, just for the record.

I am not just purely bringing this up for the hell of it, the public needs to be educated. 🤷🏻‍♂️😌

This may not even coincide, but something tells me that this photo is somehow related to that gif…

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So who wants to see the end result?? I have one more installment to this lovely post 😊

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As a result of the public outcry for sex education regarding sitophilia that I have received, it is my duty to tell you to use the proper contraceptives when performing consensual coitus with any member of the squash family, lest you have an illegitimate pumpkin child.

Youre welcome, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 😌

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I’m crying omfg I’m also using tumblr to procrastinate typing my 12 page paper due tomorrow at 11 fuck you

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becausebirds

Tube face.

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Birb!

Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)