Embracing My Inner Lunatic

Hey there. This blog is a mess but hey so is my life. I write sometimes and I give anything I post #me. Ask me anything- plz come and indulge me.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[2aminhouston]

How do y'all not get tired of being mad all the time?

[slouchingtowardsbedlam-deactiva]

[slightmood]

[scratchu8]

free them

[gaycop]

his name is doug bowser

[gif87a-com]

[yourladyindank]

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

[paradisemantis-deactivated20181]

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

[thetimesinbetween]

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

[emmettmccartycullen]

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

[rosaliesgay]

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

[shiny-haunters-deactivated20181]

[bisexualalicecullen]

smeyer has a khaki fetish

[richbostonbeans]

[tubehuman-deactivated20161217]

this picture is older than the universe

[wickedseahag]

gays! clean your room

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[mulaneysbutt]

i’m basically everyone in this

[laughconfetti]

my smile is stupid big right now

[gen-zee]

Nothing, I repeat nOTHING could ever replicate both the absolute chaos and unity created by Kahoot. But the question is, which kid are you?: The kid panicking over wifi signal? The kid going “bUT I CLICKED THE OTHER ONE”? The kid sighing in defeat? The kid screaming in pain? The kid shouting in joy? The kid who’s like “was I toooo fast? no. kashoot yourself bitch”? The kid who’s lost their soul to Kahoot? Every single one. You are and have been every single last one of these and if you say that you aren’t, you’re a fucking liar.

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sixpenceee]

[a-lez-andria-deactivated2019010]

Lmao

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Ancient Greek guy: *dreams*

Ancient Greek guy: oh SHITTTT I’m an oracle?? I’m a fucking oracle?? Oh shitttttt I’m an oracle

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

gimme the peat boys and free my soul I wanna lay down in a mossy hole and drift away