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things I told my conservative neighbors:

schools aren’t trying to make your straight kids gay, they’re just teaching them to be respectful, loving and accepting so gay kids don’t have to endure trauma, bullying or harassment. and if you as an adult have a problem with kids not being hateful, then you are the problem and your kids deserve better than you.

catgirltoes

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

quasi-normalcy

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

quasi-normalcy

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

thepictureofmadamec

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

paulgadzikowski

It’s like the Dumbo story, you’ve all probably seen it

soapoey

If you slammed an angels halo with a frying pan it would sound like a bunch of cymbals being dropped and the angel would vibrate rapidly until she reaches up to grab her (perfectly immobile) halo to steady herself

soapoey

The divine light of gods love does produce enough warmth to heat butter on a pan but know that the angel is going to be giving you a very patient gaze the entire time

luna-azzurra

Quick tips for writing arguments

⋆˙⟡ the “are we actually doing this?” pause where both of them realize, mid-sentence, that this is about to get ugly

⋆˙⟡ cutting each other off, not because they’re rude, but because they’re terrified of what the other will say next

⋆˙⟡ one character’s voice going way quieter instead of louder...scary ughh.

⋆˙⟡ pacing. or standing so still it’s unnatural

⋆˙⟡ someone saying the other’s name like it’s a warning shot

⋆˙⟡ hands clenching into fists… or clenching nothing because they don’t know where to put all that fury

⋆˙⟡ the “oh crap I went too far” moment after blurting something that can’t be unsaid

⋆˙⟡ insults that only hurt because they’re true

⋆˙⟡ a laugh that’s definitely not funny, the kind that says I can’t believe you just said that

⋆˙⟡ them talking over each other, dialogue tripping and tumbling until one of them snaps STOP

⋆˙⟡ the awful, ringing silence after it’s over, where they’re both just breathing hard and trying not to look at each other

⋆˙⟡ the shaky “we’re fine” lie afterward that fools absolutely no one

sentimentalgirl42

‘papaya fight’ but its norris fighting the wall and piastri fighting the air

2008braziliangrandprix

could u just rip my heart out instead maybe

special-lucky-chosen-one

me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly

me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful AI assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It

obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062

kitchikishangout

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

amusette

the post that started it all

star-spangled-jackass

oh god

danthefrickinking-deactivated20

Never not reblogging.

clarinetfool

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

salamencerobot

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

birdsareblooming

it's been like 2 years. i havent touched it. never needed to. "you don't really have a choice," are you so swift to forget the recent past? Bitch i still use itunes to download mp3s to so i have them forever and any song i want, then my sister burns them to CDs. When boycotts rolled out my other sister got no thanks to scan what products we shouldn't buy. i still use corded headphones not because "its older" but because it's easier. a fool criticizes those who buy candles 200 years after the invention of the electric light until the power goes out. become ungovernable. you are not immune to propaganda. you've never had Chatgpt forced upon you, the only thing forced upon you is the idea that Chatgpt is forced upon you. why claim you need something today that you didn't need yesterday. little bitch.

teophan

beemovieerotica

people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

boy-and-girl-crazy123456

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

sapphling

dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels