Dear Evan Hansen

My little DEH blog

[dearevanmurphy-blog]

This is an inactive account but has anyone got a Six bootleg?

[homunculus-argument]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[muffetscollector]

DO NOT LIKE THIS POST. REBLOG IT. NET NEUTRALITY

[fitscientist]

FUCK… YOU GUYS

LONG 

DISTANCE 

RELATIONSHIPS 

(in addition to INTERNET FRIENDSHIPS, and ARTISTS, NEWS, EVERYTHINGGG ELSE THAT IS ESSENTIAL AND WHY WE NEED NET NEUTRALITY)

WE FUCKING RELY ON OUR TECH. OUR *FREE* TECH. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH INTERNATIONAL CALLS ARE?!  THAT’S A HELL NO. SO THAT’S WHY WE USE SOCIAL MEDIA!! WE R E L Y ON IT. TO KNOW HOW OUR PARTNER IS DOING. HOW THEIR FAMILY IS DOING. TO KEEP UP OUR RELATIONSHIP. AND FOR MULTIPLE YEARS!!!

If this goes through, I won’t be able to talk to my partner. Actually, make that a WE won’t be able to talk our partners unless you’re rich. Fuck that shit. Call your congresspeople.

[paleyparksoul]

And job applications, too. A lot of big employers have web applications only and twitter feeds.

[fitscientist]

JOB APPLICATIONS. HOLY SHIT. 

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

[zaybntdaw-blog]

100%

[wetpsy-deactivated20150407]

200%

[decodethefallenmoon]

Someone who’s black or supports black people and their human rights. it literally says that in the description. “You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.” 

[fall-out-trans-child]

Why the fuck does this not have more notes wtf.

[ithelpstodream]

keep up karen

[yinqors-deactivated20141206]

[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[daniels-ramblings]

@neurodivergent-crow

[neurodivergent-crow]

I haven’t seen this post in ages but it’s my fave corvid post.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Intelligence is rooted in how much of a dick you can knowingly be.

[starlittheorist]

@extraordinary-arbiter-bluebird you need to aspire to be a corvid

[onlytwitterpics]

[stuff-and-shenanigans]

Good news everyone! As of 11/17/17, Squidward no longer says he gets triggered during Spongebob the Musical!

[snoopingasusualisee]

If I read this sentence years ago I would’ve had an aneurysm

[stuff-and-shenanigans]

explaining this for those confused: ​Squidward gets very bad flashbacks to being bullied in school every time someone calls him a loser. every time I saw the show while he did say he was triggered by it, it did NOT get laughs. the bookwriter presumably changed it after realizing it might have not been the best word choice. Squidward now says he gets really close to snapping when someone calls him a loser. Definitely a good move on everyone’s part.

[backdropkid-deactivated20190630]

Oh my god this is real

I thought this was just a God tier shitpost

[stuff-and-shenanigans]

I’m an accidental God Tier Shitposter, today is a good damn day :’)

[stuff-and-shenanigans]

Ummm Tina Landau I can explain…….

[feigenbaumsworld]

The internet just changed: Net Neutrality is dead.

The FCC sided with Comcast and decided to let ISPs censor the internet. The Internet needs to stop this from happening: http://cms.fightforthefuture.org/tellfcc/

Last Wednesday, FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler announced a proposal for new rules that would allow for a “ fast lane” of Internet traffic for content providers who are willing (and able) to pay a fee. [1] The proposal reverses the FCC’s previous commitment to net neutrality and open internet and allows ISP’s like Comcast or Verizon to slow down and censor services that don’t pay the toll.

We have to be totally honest, this situation is seriously grim. But there is still hope. The FCC already knows that the Internet community wants net neutrality, but they think they can put their spin on these new rules and sneak them through. If we can prove them wrong right now with a massive public outcry, we can literally save the Internet once again.

We need to stop the FCC now. Big business groups are already ramping up lobbying efforts with the FCC in swarms since Wednesday’s announcement in support of censoring the open Internet and to ensure this dangerous proposal moves forward. [2]

This is a critical moment. In the last few weeks more than 65,000 people have taken action with us. Can you help us get to 80,000 by the end of the day today?

[1] Gautham Nagesh. “FCC to Propose New ‘Net Neutrality’ Rules”. http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304518704579519963416350296

[2] Edward Wyatt. Edward Wyatt. “Lobbying Efforts Intensify After F.C.C. Tries 3rd Time on Net Neutrality” http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/25/business/lobbying-efforts-intensify-after-fcc-tries-3rd-time-on-net-neutrality.html?hpw&rref=politics

  - Fight For The Future

[bpd-maribelle-blog]

we’re almost ¾ of the way there!! c’mon guys, every bit counts!

[cthulhu]

will it ever stop

[nerdfaceangst]

fucking signal boost

[nerdfaceangst]

IF YOU ARE NOT SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

IF THE U.S. FALLS TO THIS IT WILL OPEN OTHER DANGEROUS DOORS INTERNATIONALLY.

[jestre]

Start a civil war against the US government.

[nicterhorst]

Signal boost for my us followers

[gentlesoulfoxy]

I try to keep the things I reblog as blog/mun-centric as possible, but this is something I just can’t let slide.

I’ve been following this cause since last year.  I’ve signed petitions, I’ve called representatives, I’ve been to protests, the whole nine yards.

This right here?  This is not a joke.  This is seriously happening, guys.

Remember the Wikipedia shutdown?  That was to protest this right here.  If you haven’t taken action against this yet, frankly, what is wrong with you?  If this doesn’t get stopped, we’re going to lose the thing that brings us all together unless we shell out huge sums of cash to these corrupt bastards.

Do not just sit there and keep browsing.

Do not scroll past this.

Fight.

[drppeppr]

yo this shit important okay? im pretty worried myself

[gunilsthighs]

signal boost!!!!!!

[sleepygaymerdisease]

REMINDER THAT GETTING RID OF NET NEUTRALITY WILL HURT:

- SMALL BUSINESSES

How will they be able to advertise things when they’re just starting out, and how many people will be able to see it? How many people will be willing to buy things online if they already have to pay for access to the site?

- SCHOOLS

Any school with computers will have to pay money for internet access. Otherwise students won’t be able to work on any projects in class, and they will have to rely on home internet access. Lots of school funding will be used for paying this!

- PEOPLE SEEKING MEDICAL/FINANCIAL AID ONLINE

It is common on this site and on many others to see people asking for aid. Imagine what will happen to these people if they have to pay to go onto this site, and imagine how many people will see their posts. Imagine how many people will still have the money to help them.

- STUDENTS

Any kind of research paper will be a pain to write, regardless of your grade level. I have to turn in almost all of my homework online, and nothing is allowed to be handwritten. This will make college more expensive, too, and that’s already too much for anyone to pay for without student loans.

- ANYONE LOOKING FOR A JOB ONLINE

Nobody wants to pay an extra $50 dollars a month to sign up for job applications. It is also standard to have an email, so if you no longer have access to it, that can cost you a job, even if you aren’t signing up for it online.

- ARTISTS

Many artists already have trouble getting people to buy commissions. A lack of exposure and a lack of money will not help.

- YOUTUBERS

I don’t really go on youtube anymore, but I know for a fact that this will effect the amount of views (and therefore the amount of money) they’ll get for their videos. This will effect youtubers worldwide, and the U.S. is filled with tons of viewers!

- PEOPLE WITH MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES

Lots of people rely on the internet to vent or to escape. Imagine if they were suddenly told that they aren’t able to do that anymore. Imagine what will happen if they’re suddenly cut off from their friends online.

- LIBRARIES

Libraries would have to put even more funding into internet access, and if they can’t pay for it, it will be a serious inconvenience to many, many people. People who go to the library to use the computers often don’t have a computer at home.

Call the FCC and senators. Write an email. Send a letter. DO SOMETHING.

[kendrixtermina]

This dystopian clusterfuck has got to go. 

[pan-crow]

I find it a bit ridiculous that a good portion of the DEH fandom still can’t accept that all of the characters {Alana, Connor, Jared, the parents and so on} were literally shit and none of them are good in any sense of how people portray them in fandom.  Good as in ‘UwU the best character ever never did a SINGLE THING WRONG my pure baby so hurt and sad.’ The Murphy’s being the BIGGEST example of this. Cynthia is always portrayed as only thinking for herself. Larry portrayed as being full out abusive to Connor and Zoe. Zoe portrayed as treating Connor wrongly {Yelling at him. Calling him names, so on} And Connor portrayed as the ‘Sad baby never doing anything wrong so good so pure’ child. Another big example is how people look at Jared. Jared supposedly to this fandom is a meme loving child who didn’t hurt anyone. While Its understandable why some people do this, such as projecting or something, its not understandable that its come to the point where its done so much that people forget what the actual characters are like at all in musical. Connor isn’t even there except in the very beginnings of the musical. Its the Fake Connor,  Connor Evan made up who is there. Cynthia tried. She didn’t do the best, but she tried. Larry tried. Though like Cynthia it wasn’t the best, he tried. Evan LIED THROUGH THE MUSICAL Jared was manipulative and a dick, how a lot of people I know are. Alana was pushy and constantly shoved herself into business she didn’t belong in. Heidi wasn’t even there for her son really, even if she believed she was and even if she thought what she was doing was best for him. And Zoe has the right to not be upset her brothers gone, yet you treat her like shes an absolute bitch and a monster. No character is truly ‘worse than the other’ in this musical. While its understandable you want to make them likable and want to take things out on another character you can’t go “This character is fucking shit’ and then go “Oh but this character? I love him he did nothing wrong.” when they all did something wrong in one way or another in DEH. Dear Evan Hansen should just be called “Everyone Fucks Up At Some Point: The Musical” at this rate because thats what it is. Its a musical full of characters who messed up in one way or another, not characters who did nothing wrong and are absolute pure children in every way shape and form. I hope more people start to understand this.

[celero-loves-dragons]

I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS!

Just, you know, net neutrality.

[xfilesbro-blog]

Net Neutrality and Trump

Symptoms of not dealing with reality. That’s all. We can fix this, though. We just have to have full disclosure.

[xoizkfxlgxoxxypkfxxfk-deactivat]

The internet was made and created with public support and public money – why should the rich multinational corporations be the only ones with access to quality internet? The internet should be a free and open public resource available to all people no matter who they are or where they come from, such as how libraries are like now.

Nationalize the internet.

[gmodcybermod]

Remember, an attack on net neutrality is an attack on ALL rights.

Do NOT allow net neutrality to die.

It’s your RIGHT. DON’T LOSE IT, FIGHT FOR IT.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

a good thread to read in case you have been unaware of Ajit Pai’s actions and if you would like more information on Net Neutrality. He really doesn’t want us to vote, to speak out against him, or to send letters expressing our disinterest in the Net Neutrality ban. He doesn’t want us hindering his greedful plans. So let’s keep on doing exactly that.

THREAD: @Alyssa_Milano

[strongholdsystem-deactivated201]

When Tumblr wasnt owned by Verizon, they had a big banner on top… Now they delete posts about Net Neutrality.  Please call those 4 guys and stop this all from happening.  They already have Tumblr in their pockets, sadly enough. Don’t let them come for you next! 

PS. if you believe your call won’t make a difference, you have already lost this battle for true democracy :(