Dear Madam Alpha

[forgottenplushie]

Ever buy something for the sake of a bit and then it stops being a joke?

Edit: here's the link to the Etsy shop if y'all are interested

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1831976340/omega-heat-suppressant-cute-keychain

[bardicinsomnia]

Spring in Hell z-team dd (dynamics distrubution)

Alphas:

Coupé (a fellow late-bloomer due to a childhood of, ya know, training to be an assassin), flambae, waterboy, blonde blazer

Betas:

Invisigal, royd, chase

Omegas:

Prism, punch-up, robert, sonar bc its funny to me

Nulls:

Malevola (postures as sonars alpha as needed), bruno, phenomaman

[calcifershearts]

what happened to hello. what happened to good morning.

[pack-the-pack]

I will not cry laughing this time.... Unless--

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh. big strawberry then

[dearmadamalpha]

... why did I think this was Omegaverse related at first? Like, a "what's your scent chart"?

[hcnnibal]

omegaverse themed heavy metal band called slickknot

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[karrakazz]

Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

[karrakazz]

I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like "notes of leather and wet stone" you think "did an insane person write this its grapes" but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking "mmm little bit of leather on the finish there" and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.

With omegaverse fanfic. You -

[karrakazz]

You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please

[karrakazz]

Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick

[karrakazz]

i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.

[sexygaywizard]

Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi ✊😔

[queermccoy]

i wanted to double check on that revelations quote bc it’s been a hot minute since i read the bible and found this gem i cannot open on the work computer but did make me ugly laugh

[yuhengwanye]

@romanceyourdemons: #as i was discussing with my wonderful mutual Prev #i think it would be a trinity situation #the Father as alpha the Son as omega the Holy Spirit as beta and God encompassing all three #low christologies tacitly describe jesus christ as an omega but high christologies claim he cannot be truly categorized as one of the three #per arianism jesus christ is capable of male pregnancy whereas gnosticism and other docetic factions believe categorizing him is heretical #and/or hold a belief in the sterility of christ

[sm-baby]

what a.b.o category would gangle assign to each of the AIs

Alphas - Jax, Queenie, Zooble, Ragatha,

Betas - Kinger, Kaufmo,

Omegas - Gangle, Pomni,

Gangle: NoOoO Mr. Kidnapper, please don't kill me-

Jax: Don't worry, Im not gonna touch you.

Gangle: 🧍wHY NOTT-

/ref

Their asses are both Betas

Nah uwu

Alphas - Zolo, Randy

Betas - Blue, Kingly

Omegas - Jingle, Red

[sm-baby]

I WAS INFORMED THAT I MIXED UP OMEGAS AND BETAS WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALL ARE FAKE FANS I SWEAR

[glitchyk]

…I’m not even gonna ASK, mushy

[fungal-boy-witch-yay]

I really could have gone my whole life without knowing with ABO category each character from TADC fell into

[sm-baby]

WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD!!!! YOU KEEP DIGGIN! /ref

[a-fucking-nerd]

I actually did what I think the carnival characters would be in the omegaverse since those are gangles Headcanons here are mine 💥

Caine: Beta

Gangle: Beta

Zooble: Beta

Kinger: Alpha

Ragatha: Omega

Jax: Alpha

Pomni: Omega

Kaufmo: Beta

Queenie: Alpha

And for shits and giggles what I think in canon (the slashes are just what I flip flop between for certain characters depending on what I want for the story I’m thinking up)

Caine: Beta

Gangle: Omega

Zooble: Beta/Alpha

Kinger: Omega

Ragatha: Beta/Omega

Jax: Alpha

Pomni: Omega/Beta

Kaufmo: Beta

Queenie: Alpha

I’m so normal chat :)

God I fuckin love the omegaverse

[sm-baby]

I AGREE yes yes correct very good this is the official one chat dio you're right and you should say it

[bird-likes-art]

Had to get this idea out there. How would omega collars work? I see them in so many fics and I’ve always pictured dog/cat collars but that wouldn’t work! Hannah Adams ticktock put this idea in my head today and wow it’s been on my mind constantly!

[spaceyomega]

The 4th & 8th images are very similar to the protective underwear by omegas in my verse!

2 is similar to how chest binders for transmasc omegas are typically designed (I swear I drew a mock-up of collars once, it's somewhere around here)

[stillfertile]

Twitter white man who’s never heard of fanfiction before: I like hockey because hockey is where all the alpha on alpha action is.

Me [heard “alpha on alpha action” and got so hard i got nauseous]: i think i hauve Covid

[soft-alpha-posting]

Alphas who smell sweet

Alphas who nest

Alphas who need protection

Alphas who like being protected

Alphas who whine and whimper

Alphas who want to be bit

Alphas who are small

Alphas who are gentle

Alphas who carry themselves without a stereotypical 'alpha pride'

Alphas who want to be with alphas

Alphas who bottom

Alphas who sub

Alphas who don't want to lead

Alphas who express themselves in ways that seem so omega

Alphas who aren't perfect alphas

Alphas who are different

[crossfoxx]

your Omega wrapped

you nested 82 times

you spent 2,324 hours with your pack mates

you were in the top 0.01% of heat hormones

you purred 68 times, that's 1.8x more than average

your scent twin is in nevada

you bit you pack mates 203 times

you stole 12 items of clothing

[bethanythebogwitch]

[deer-hidden-in-static-deactivat]

Misce Poll

curious of the demographic of misceversers. please reblog for a larger sample size!

What's your dynamic?

Alpha

Beta

Omega

Other dynamic

Bi/Multidynamic

Questioning dynamic

Voting ended onNov 5, 2024

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