Ever buy something for the sake of a bit and then it stops being a joke?
Edit: here's the link to the Etsy shop if y'all are interested
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1831976340/omega-heat-suppressant-cute-keychain

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we're not kids anymore.

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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Ever buy something for the sake of a bit and then it stops being a joke?
Edit: here's the link to the Etsy shop if y'all are interested
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1831976340/omega-heat-suppressant-cute-keychain
Spring in Hell z-team dd (dynamics distrubution)
Alphas:
Coupé (a fellow late-bloomer due to a childhood of, ya know, training to be an assassin), flambae, waterboy, blonde blazer
Betas:
Invisigal, royd, chase
Omegas:
Prism, punch-up, robert, sonar bc its funny to me
Nulls:
Malevola (postures as sonars alpha as needed), bruno, phenomaman
what happened to hello. what happened to good morning.
I will not cry laughing this time.... Unless--
oh. big strawberry then
... why did I think this was Omegaverse related at first? Like, a "what's your scent chart"?
omegaverse themed heavy metal band called slickknot
Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction
I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like "notes of leather and wet stone" you think "did an insane person write this its grapes" but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking "mmm little bit of leather on the finish there" and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.
With omegaverse fanfic. You -
You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please
Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick
i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.
Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi ✊😔
i wanted to double check on that revelations quote bc it’s been a hot minute since i read the bible and found this gem i cannot open on the work computer but did make me ugly laugh
@romanceyourdemons: #as i was discussing with my wonderful mutual Prev #i think it would be a trinity situation #the Father as alpha the Son as omega the Holy Spirit as beta and God encompassing all three #low christologies tacitly describe jesus christ as an omega but high christologies claim he cannot be truly categorized as one of the three #per arianism jesus christ is capable of male pregnancy whereas gnosticism and other docetic factions believe categorizing him is heretical #and/or hold a belief in the sterility of christ
what a.b.o category would gangle assign to each of the AIs
Alphas - Jax, Queenie, Zooble, Ragatha,
Betas - Kinger, Kaufmo,
Omegas - Gangle, Pomni,
Gangle: NoOoO Mr. Kidnapper, please don't kill me-
Jax: Don't worry, Im not gonna touch you.
Gangle: 🧍wHY NOTT-
/ref
Their asses are both Betas
Nah uwu
Alphas - Zolo, Randy
Betas - Blue, Kingly
Omegas - Jingle, Red
I WAS INFORMED THAT I MIXED UP OMEGAS AND BETAS WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALL ARE FAKE FANS I SWEAR
…I’m not even gonna ASK, mushy
I really could have gone my whole life without knowing with ABO category each character from TADC fell into
WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD!!!! YOU KEEP DIGGIN! /ref
I actually did what I think the carnival characters would be in the omegaverse since those are gangles Headcanons here are mine 💥
Caine: Beta
Gangle: Beta
Zooble: Beta
Kinger: Alpha
Ragatha: Omega
Jax: Alpha
Pomni: Omega
Kaufmo: Beta
Queenie: Alpha
And for shits and giggles what I think in canon (the slashes are just what I flip flop between for certain characters depending on what I want for the story I’m thinking up)
Caine: Beta
Gangle: Omega
Zooble: Beta/Alpha
Kinger: Omega
Ragatha: Beta/Omega
Jax: Alpha
Pomni: Omega/Beta
Kaufmo: Beta
Queenie: Alpha
I’m so normal chat :)
God I fuckin love the omegaverse
I AGREE yes yes correct very good this is the official one chat dio you're right and you should say it
Had to get this idea out there. How would omega collars work? I see them in so many fics and I’ve always pictured dog/cat collars but that wouldn’t work! Hannah Adams ticktock put this idea in my head today and wow it’s been on my mind constantly!
The 4th & 8th images are very similar to the protective underwear by omegas in my verse!
2 is similar to how chest binders for transmasc omegas are typically designed (I swear I drew a mock-up of collars once, it's somewhere around here)
Twitter white man who’s never heard of fanfiction before: I like hockey because hockey is where all the alpha on alpha action is.
Me [heard “alpha on alpha action” and got so hard i got nauseous]: i think i hauve Covid
Alphas who smell sweet
Alphas who nest
Alphas who need protection
Alphas who like being protected
Alphas who whine and whimper
Alphas who want to be bit
Alphas who are small
Alphas who are gentle
Alphas who carry themselves without a stereotypical 'alpha pride'
Alphas who want to be with alphas
Alphas who bottom
Alphas who sub
Alphas who don't want to lead
Alphas who express themselves in ways that seem so omega
Alphas who aren't perfect alphas
Alphas who are different
your Omega wrapped
you nested 82 times
you spent 2,324 hours with your pack mates
you were in the top 0.01% of heat hormones
you purred 68 times, that's 1.8x more than average
your scent twin is in nevada
you bit you pack mates 203 times
you stole 12 items of clothing
Misce Poll
curious of the demographic of misceversers. please reblog for a larger sample size!
What's your dynamic?
Alpha
Beta
Omega
Other dynamic
Bi/Multidynamic
Questioning dynamic