– easy. life is harder.

“That's the beautiful thing about being human," he told me. “Things change."

[what-even-is-thiss]

The meme version of Edward Cullen as a man who is obsessed with snails and moss is infinitely more interesting than the version of him in the actual twilight books.

[allierosch]

Bella when she was confronting Edward in the forest

[cloudvisualspew07x]

[coozygirl]

sometime it’s hard to believe that Leah Clearwater wasn’t created for something more.

like are you telling me that you created a character that within your mythical universe is the only woman in history capable of transforming into a wolf/being a shapeshifter and you didn't make her a relevant character...?

[psychcalice]

If I were Alice Cullen, I’d 100% have a little side hustle in the girls’ bathroom reading palms and giving chaotic predictions just for shit and gigs. I mean, they’ve gotta make going to school for the hundredth time at least somehow fun.

[frogshunnedshadows]

2008 newspaper ad for Twilight.

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

[rythyme]

hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.

[sharkfinsoap]

[dalooch]

twilight girlies

[suitfer]

bella: where are your fangs?

[death-is-peaceful]

wait this blog turned 6 yrs old…..?

[imasymbolfornothingthatexists]

[runningwiththewerewolves]

they look like two bitchy high school bffs that hate everyone else

[livedinthecastle]

i'm so obsessed with billy burke making the choice to know as little about twilight as he could in order to play charlie he really said fuck them vampires true method amazing oscar nomination when

[livedinthecastle]

also so funny that peter facinelli went the opposite route to play carlisle and read all the books and wrote rob an in character letter i'm sending the casting director for twilight 2008 a fruit basket

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

edward during his chat with emmett in midnight sun

[ezzakennebba]

“Bella, socket wrench.”

“Mm, got it.”

(a little gift for @ultward just for being neat and writing golden stuff, hope you don’t mind)