Death-Offical

The reaper sleeps. Sometimes. Or at least I wish I did. He/They

[dying-pen-offical]

I hope something interesting happens to me in...uh...I don't know, 34 hours?

[death-offical]

No. I am boycotting anything happening.

[dying-pen-offical]

What? :( Nothing at all?

[death-offical]

Nothing.

Maybe…

Nope, still nothing

[dying-pen-offical]

I hope something interesting happens to me in...uh...I don't know, 34 hours?

[death-offical]

No. I am boycotting anything happening.

[listlesscatpotato]

The Internet: LOL Mitch McConnel is gonna die any day now, just you wait!

Death Himself: Im gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move. Watch this.

[death-offical]

Coming up soon…

[driad-deactivated20160522]

You have been visited by the money cat He only appears once every July 22nd

This guardian of the money ether may give you some of his hard earned riches. You reblog, He decides.

[death-offical]

Just had the best nap. I feel like me again….

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

think I've been mildly cursed by a witch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for years now my laptop charger has reliably broken every 6 months. admittedly i keep replacing it with the cheapest possible generics, but I've tried differed brands and ALWAYS, 6 months in Death knocks impatiently at my door, its skeletal hand outstretched demanding yet another goddamn power cable. the only feasible explanation is i pissed off a witch. the alternative is that i'm the problem, which seems unikely

[death-offical]

I like chargers

[grapefruit-offical]

i am a grapefruit

what are you 🫵?

[astronaut-offical]

i am an astronaut

what are you 🫵?

[darkness-offical]

IM THE CONCEPT OF DARKNESS

WHAT ARE YOU🫵?

[memento-mori-offical]

I am the constant reminder of death

What are you🫵?

[death-offical]

I am death

What are you🫵?

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

WHO IS THIS DIVA????? HELLO WHY DID NO ONE SHOW ME THIS MUSIC??

[death-offical]

Sorry about that…. I got busy.

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

What does that mean 🥹❓❓

[death-offical]

I was going to ask you about her, but I was busy with work…

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

WHO IS THIS DIVA????? HELLO WHY DID NO ONE SHOW ME THIS MUSIC??

[death-offical]

Sorry about that…. I got busy.

[dying-pen-offical]

9 hours...

[confused-cookie-blog]

3 hours....

[international-electromatics]

Is this another reckoning¿

[confused-cookie-blog]

- 5 hours...

[dying-pen-offical]

- 10 hours...

[death-offical]

- 15 hours

[death-offical]

So how do you all feel about rats???

[theinturnetexplorer]

Poor Grandma

[drunkcyclonus]

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

Brilliant.

[pizzaotter]

What the hell is this? :O

[candiikismet]

Me at 1000 years old

[handsupcashx0ut]

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today.

[starlightandtears]

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what it’s like. I nearly screamed.

[mechanical-maelstrom]

https://youtu.be/4vFyAlMC4lg

[death-offical]

Awwww. Then when??????

[satan-offical]

I'M VERY SLEEPY SO I'LL LEAVE NOW, CONSIDER THIS MY DEATH. I DINT KNOW EHST JM FYOING IM SK GIRED

[death-offical]

No. It’s nap time. I’m not going in there for a bit….

[fraythet1red]

Tag game:

Simular to the "hi im ______ and i brought/bring _____ to the picnic" but were doing; "hi im _____ and i bring the _______ to the friend group."

Hi im Fray I bring the crippling anxiety and triggers to my friend group.

@shaethecrow @critterscreaturescollective @chronicallyonlinebitch @idk-i-like-cats

[shaethecrow]

Hi I’m Maren (I have lots of names so no you haven’t been calling me by the wrong one lol) and I bring the knowledge of Porphyrios the whale that terrorized the Roman Empire to the friend group

@thatchaoticbookworm @p3rpetual-moti0n

[thatchaoticbookworm]

hi i'm Ira and i bring musical songs on repeat to the group @shenanigan42 @elara-me @random-indian-girl @i-eat-asphalt @girl-on-the-subway @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @oxyisdamoron + open

[i-eat-asphalt]

Hi I'm Mads and I bring the shitty jokes to the friend group!

@mrecury42 @tobiasbones @unfathomablylargekiwi @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @ashiewoods @the-sun-personified

[tobiasbones]

Hi! I’m Bones and I bring facts about human anatomy that no one asked for to the friend group

@4ng31s-1n-v1n3g4r @dancinginmyoldsatindress @sounds-mythic-im-in @hopefullygettingtaller

[pretend-youre-aliv3]

hi!! i’m Juturna (or April) and i bring weird emo music to the friend group…

@ser4phim-sw4ggot @emo-elmo-the-fith @take-that-depresion @gh0stcav3 and anyone else who wants 2 join :3:3

[swagtastic-bastard]

hi I'm frank (or any other of My Names) and I bring a crippling amount of love and reverence for the blessed virgin mary to the friend group😛

@jaybubu @clerksdagger @ashertheslasher @starmistsan @garlicbreadmustdie

[garlicbreadmustdie]

hi i'm garlic and i bring the endless yapper of my interests/shyt that pisses me off/song lyrics/dead! horse beating to the friend group !! 😺😺

@thatlittlefae @xxcapetowndevotee-isnotonfirexx @pepsicanzonthefloor @bananaballs21 @lalalalala520710 @icannotbelieveimstillhere @erlysnstsovrmnroevle @bringmethatfuckinghorizon420 @camisadoll @callianassa +open !!

[lalalalala520710]

hi I'm Aminah and I bring the gayness to the party *giggles* ahahaha I'm so funny lolzzzzz

Open tags

@printer-reads-505 @sharkfin13 @y0uputmyh3adinzuchaflurryflurry @sickkvalentine @ewerpithy @gezdrasz @rosalinerosie @stump-goon3r

[printer-reads-505]

Ty twin yes u r funny 💅

Hi I’m printer and I bring the bipolar music also a big obsession with the umbrella academy and a simp for five hargreeves

@wallyblack1925-offical

[wallyblack1925-offical]

I’m Wally and I bring the complete series of the vampire chronicles complete with a yap session of the difference between the books, movies and tv series also a soul crushing obsession with Lestat de Lioncourt

@eleventhirtythoughts @lotions-potions-and-notions

@mayawithany @magnustowershop @aliensatemysocks @lavendertortoise12 @indigo-skies14 @deliberatelynoizy @future-muse + open tags IM LAZY

[indigo-skies14]

Hi i'm Kay and I bring whimsy and a fire music taste to the friend group ✨✨✨

tags:

@i-am-trashyy @dolli33 @yourlocalcuntette @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @everythingistakenihavenothing

+ any others who want to join <3

[everythingistakenihavenothing]

Hi im everythingisnothing and I bring facts about space to the friendgroup!!

Open tags:

@angicouturexx @god-of-jirai @aishacvts3

[god-of-jirai]

thx for the tag!!!

Hi I'm Lamby and I bring my sketch book to the friend group! :3

@gorejuice92 @izumis-garden @rain92w @scarredstar18 @v0xedblr @voj231ku @moonlitscales @illrabidraccoon @achilles-the-loser @your-fallen-internet-angel @let-you-down +others!! :P

[gorejuice92]

Hi I'm Mari and I bring new people to the friend group every day!! But for some reason everyone keeps insisting that they're not real....? Not sure why.... that's not a nice way to greet a new pal, do they know?

tags: @astralovesrugs @sicklysweet420 @deathbymicrophone @heavens-theif @earth2kade @harmfulkei @kaomojiloser @needybloggeroverloadd @k4mi-noai @razvan-idk @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @d-1-zzz @pientones @rain-candy-uu @f0rever-devoted @ra1ning--candies @clarakittycatty @gloomyggloomy456 @dearlytako @nurs3-bun @confessionsofarottensena @devilishlysw33t @ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3 @cantfuckingremember

[kaomojiloser]

hai i’m kao and i bring weird sounds , self deprecation , and a unhealthy obsession with arcane to the friend group (´･Д･)」

tags ^_^ :: @pankobean @sweetsandcupcakes @reinpien @yanshiho @fawnedupon @hpdamechan @bloodyclawwz @dinkingmyoiter6 @illmeowforyou @rottingcannibaby

[pankobean]

hii im bean and i bring bubbliness, a fashion obsession and shitty humor to the friend group !

tags: @sweetsandcupcakes @ang3l-dr3ams @ang3l-b1t3s

[ang3l-dr3ams]

Hii Angel is Angel and Angel brings comfort and baked goods to the friend group!!

@ryuuhusbando @rotting-in-red @robotgoblin99 @purple-muppet-baby

[the-dave-miller-of-jiraiblr]

Hi I’m Dave and I bring an extensive amount of knowledge about the Day shift at Freddy’s lore to the friend group @host-objectified-irl @deskadoesstuff21 @jirais-original-sin @spookthelilguy

[host-objectified-irl]

hi I'm rust and I bring the autism to the freind group

@splatteredmintyguts @chxrl1eflxm3 @jun1purrx I'm tired everyone else pretend you got tagged ok

[nopenononeveragain]

Hi I’m Juniper and I bring wolf facts to my friends (I don’t really have a big friend group…)

@pumpkin0mel @casiojays

[pumpkin0mel]

Hi i'm Celeste/Mel and i bring loudness and tripwire facts to my friendos

@micjelly

[micjelly]

Hi we are blooms/wiltz and we bring random facts about things we enjoy to the friend group

Tags

@stagefrightbaxter @pennapennafirme @junebugscreates @gummymew + open tags aa

[gummymew]

Ty for the tag!

Hello~ I'm Gummy, and I bring the

Hamilton

To the friend group!

@pinnedd-board @sleepystrutter28 @cats-eat-humans @solar-png + open tags for moots!

[pinnedd-board]

hi I’m sparky and I bring the yearning for fictional men to the friend group!!

@spookypointyears @phthalos-blues @astrialumi

[hieronymusbotched]

Hi I’m Phthalo and I bring the dry advice and nudibranch facts to the friend group!

@spacetimeaccordionfolder @bur1ed-bird @avianavionthebird @possibly-a-jellyfish @geniuscomediae @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @eldermage1 @wooden-houses @hauntieannes @clownfish-casino @churchedcannibal @willisiam-woodiam +anyone else who wants to join!

[hauntieannes]

hi i'm hauntie and i bring batshit stories about the hospital rabbi to the friend group 👍

@fractoluminescence @axolotlmage47 @hollowcat @diciusnestea @comma-souptra @verdart @shalak26 AND YOU THERE

[hollowcat]

Hi i’m Hollow and i bring copious ocs and odd hyperfixations to the friend group

@unfortunategenderfluxmushroom @amaritheartist @basicallyagremolini @onelonelyghost + uhh anyone else :>

[amaritheartist]

Hi, I'm Amari, and I bring constant lyrical references to the friend group!

@mepsratwizard @geniuscomediae @mudwingprince @silvermoonisreallybored @megamindsupremacy @absentminded-always @era-of-ages @nonbinarytoast2 And YOU, the Viewer! 🫵

Actually, I'm also tagging @i-like-reblog-maps this one is WEIRD!

[mepsratwizard]

im Semou and I bring knowledge of the Byford Dolphin incident

@rook-o-nines @n3k0n1k0 @mrman24 @speak-up-i-know-you-hate-me @feralruin

[speak-up-i-know-you-hate-me]

Hi I’m Raven and I bring the constant burnout to the friend group

@mrman24 @i-still-wish-for-u @argon-offical @falling-stars-dont-go-far @foxxie-mcfoxface @gold-offical

[argon-offical]

Hi, im argon and i bring procrastination to the friend group

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @genderqueer @carbon-offical @antimony-offical

[antimony-offical]

Hi, I'm Antimony and I bring vomiting to the friend group

sorry gang

@copper-offical @antimatter-offical @neutron-offical @technetium-offical @potasium-offical @mercury80-offical

[potasium-offical]

hi i’m potassium and i bring the random fun facts and stupid puns to the friend group

@ton-618-official @tin-offical @gold-offical @number5offical @normal-offical @the-color-orange-offical + open tags

[the-color-orange-offical]

hi, I'm the color orange (distinct from simply orange) and I bring reading comprehension to the friend group

@orange-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @nug-offical-deactiv @raventhecrispy-offical @skyan-official @chartreuse-official @sans-the-skeleconch +anyone else

[chartreuse-official]

hi, i'm chartreuse and i bring dyed hair and pronouns to the friend group

@evil-pineapple-offical @coffee--spill @chickfila-offical @singapore-offical @genderqueer-offical @parentscomputer-official @cleaning-spray-offical +open tags

[genderqueer-offical]

hi, i'm... (uhm... what's my name again?) and i bring hours worth of mycology (and psychopathology, probably) as well as my degree in master procrastination to the friend group.

////

moots vv

@roxie-cozyspace @snail-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @neptuenery @days-without-ai-ads-offical @do-not-u-dare @a-machine-that-yearns-for-love @costco-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @chickfila-offical @sapphic-offical @7-eleven-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @bacone-official @gold-offical @coffee--spill @macandcheese-offical @parentscomputer-official @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @somebeaver-offical @hekate-offical @pipis-official @teapotsoffcialyup @3scap3fr0mr3al1ty @gruz-mothers-official @choir-offical @unshipper-offical @charlie-kirk-official @fox-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @pegz-and-rexy-offical @eraser-offical @overlord-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @international-electromatics @radioactive-bread-offical @singapore-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @gayness-offical @walmart-job-certificate-offical @star-offical @sophisticated-offical @thecatboyknight-offical @penny-offical @james-offical @deductivelogico-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @recycle-official + open tags!!

[bacone-official]

hi, my name is bacon and i bring memory loss and contagious laughter to the friend group

@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical

+ open tags

[dying-pen-offical]

Greetings, my name is Pen, ^^ and I bring the suggestions of running people over with cars :3c to the friend group!

@pc-the-offical @ashelf66 @death-offical @confused-cookie-blog @toaster-waffle-offical @unlabelled-offical @herobrine-offical + anyone else!!!! :D

[death-offical]

Hello, my name is Death, and I bring shock and suffering to the friend group…

@salamander-offical @eredin-offical @god-offical + anyone else…

[death-offical]

Hey

You have competition.

@cooler-death-offical

Oh. I can’t find them… I will look in the mirror…

[death-offical]

Just got told I should try some cookies other then chocolate chip…

Any ideas on what to try????

[laciffo-satan]

ALRIGHT, I'VE LIVED LONG ENOUGH, ZEUS KILL ME NOW-

I'M NOT FUCKING FAMOUS-

This is Laciffo, I live hell but don't kill, killing department is with @death-offical

[death-offical]

^_^ hi.

Someone wants to die????? Is there a preferred method???