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eldhuug

This is the single funniest thing I've read in my fucking life

hetrez

Alright kids we've won 2024 everyone can just go home.

lilyblisslys

Many of you are too focused on “souls” “likes” and not enough on the “soul” of a “dyke”

moiramarrow

kata4a

I stg every single time someone says “you are not immune to propaganda” I can barely hear them over the sound of their own subtext screaming “but I am”

transhumanish-deactivated201905

obamaverse

The president has gone into heat and is leaking hard in the oval office!!!!!

omegaverse

tytheriumsdomain

remember when we had actual secret russian spies on tumblr masquerading as regular shit posters? This is the kind of shit they would post, and I’m not so sure they’re not still here right now

For all we know this could be code talk for shit and we would be none the wiser, which is even more fucked up because holy shit

omegaverse

hi

princeofmints

why is tumblr trying to recommend comments to me on the actual posts themselves. i don't want to see what these people r saying i in fact usually go out of my way to avoid just that

princeofmints

fuck okay that has enhanced the original post i'll admit it

What the fuck

2000

tonyhawksproskatertips

staring at this image

theweirdwideweb

averruncusho

sidecast-text

dog time AKA the only reason i’ve been managing not to overwork myself

sidecast-text

death of the author except when its funny

ihatepissvortex

whenever a tangible victory is won against the U.S. murder empire it’s definitely always a good thing to get really mad at the person who did it so that you can dismiss them, for completely unrelated reasons. definitely never question that impulse