Hearts Not Parts

"Not all who wander are lost."

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[catcrumb]

pile of petals

[sushi-stims]

source

please credit me if you repost !

[abalidoth]

[brainscrems]

[ltwilliammowett]

The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

[dubiousculturalartifact]

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[led-lite]

The convergence 

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[redslug]

Spring is here, feel the moss on your butt.

[copperbadge]

Me, flooring the gas on the yacht towards Brazil: You’ll never take me alive!

Hakim, in the prow of a speedboat with a megaphone: But I have your mushroom pizza! 

[Description: A screengrab of my Domino’s Pizza delivery tracker, showing my food is out for delivery. I initially screengrabbed it because beneath the progress bar is the faintly ominous legend “Hakim is in your neighborhood” letting me know that my food will be delivered soon. Below that, however, is a map showing where Hakim is; this should be a map of downtown Chicago but instead shows Hakim located on the equator, off the African coast in the South Atlantic. The pointer indicates he is six minutes away from me.] 

[copperbadge]

Throwback to the time Hakim crossed the South Atlantic to bring me a mushroom pizza.

[arinrowan]

This is why you have such bad luck with food delivery, Hakim burned up all your food delivery points in his trans-Atlantic quest.

[ladienymsmoved-blog]

Beware the Ides of March [x]

[blackcatkin]

OF ALL DAYS THIS WAS THE BEST DAY TO DO THIS

[alfa-lima-limon]

SCREAMING.

[depsidase]

[creekmotel]

[catchymemes]

[frostedmagnolias]

[frostedmagnolias]

[and-fishing-equipment]

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

[vulturevanity]

hate what people did to the dead dove tag

[vulturevanity]

mothers and fuckers of the jury. "Dead dove: do not eat" is a label on a bag in the fridge. It means "the content of this bag is exactly what is labeled". It does not mean "trigger warning uhhh something". In fact, it means the exact opposite of "trigger warning uhhh something", because you use it with other tags. You write a fucked up fic with extreme violence and gore, you tag it as "extreme violence", "gore" and you tag it with "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with emotional abuse, gaslighting and manipulation, you tag it with "emotional abuse", "gaslighting" and "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with your extremely niche kink that appeals to like 3 other people and may skeeve out the rest of the fandom, you tag that with your kink and "dead dove: do not eat". It's so people know you really mean the content warnings.

It's NOT a catch-all term for "uhhh this may be fucked idk". TAG YOUR SHIT GENEROUSLY.