ALL YOU PEOPLE IN TVLAND FUCK OFF!

Ratt | 24 | heavy metal faggot

[7pin]

You can make animals maul any living thing they see to death

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[memorymachinegirl]

is this anything

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[crisis-actor]

[karvina]

UNTITLED ABSURDIST NOVELLA FANCAST

Rami Malek as Knobhead

Robert Pattinson as Gregory Berrycone

directed by West Anderson

original soundtrack by Guys standing

everyone involved killed by Mutant Flys

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

ahh full moon tonight *I start turning into something*

[throathole]

There should be half naked male strippers dancing on platforms for the public to enjoy at every target and CVS location in the country

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.

[simplyspider]

this vibe

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[cheddar-baby]

I bet it pays good money to be the guy under your car who slashes your ankle with the rusty blade

[sizzlingcandyj3llyf1sh]

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me