🖤💛Pintrovert™💛🖤

°•.Kia/Blue she/her Queer and [Venus] Agender .•° °•.absolute rat bastard.•° °•.all I do in this fandom is make AUs and sometimes write things.•° °•.fuck you Alfie one-tooth I am proudly a queer and you can suck on my imagery left testicle.•°

[deceits-left-glove]

(no spoilers btw, just pre show rambling)

Opening Tumblr for the first time in months because nobody is talking about going to The Haunting Of Nightvale and I'm loosing my mind.

Got a VIP ticket and now I feel like a Tory because I got brought out if the line and got first pick of merch 😭😭

Also shout out to that lad I saw in Burger King like an hour before the show who was also wearing somewhat formal wear, don't know if you're actually going to see the show or are just a cool dude but you made me feel better about wearing a fucking velvet suit jacket in a burger king :>

Also Also There's so many people in the lobby in merch everyone looks so cool, someone here is an eternal scout which is a little intimidating and I think I saw a Kevin cosplayer ahhh!!!

Didn't get an actual picture of my shirt but I have my concept thingy it looks like this but without the square in the middle

just went and sat down Oh My God the stage is so dramatic, I think that's the venue though. I'm so nervous for no goddamn reason I'm here to watch a show not be in one calm the fuck down-

I'm sat next to some stairs with a plug socket?? In the middle?? Just one singular plug socket in the middle of one of the steps???? It's certainly giving nightvale but I'm assuming they didn't put it there specifically for the show lmao

The tickets said 7:00 it's 7:22 and I'm shitting bricks nervous for no reason. Still. The pre-show music is bop after bop though

Help every time a song ends everyone gets quieter and then the volume goes back up when the next song starts 😭😭

I just realized I have no idea what the cast look like and now have a reason to be nervous because what if I met one of them without realising 💀

7:40 if shit starts while I'm pissing Istg-

Christ people are cool

FUCK ME THERE'S NO TOILET ROLL

Came back and my dad's made friends and the sheriffs secret police are sat Infront of me (I'm in the second row and was foolishly hoping I was safe)

Oh shit one of the "friends" my dad made is Related To Me Apparently, they're very upset I'm in college now LMAO-

One minute until 8:00, we're fully turned around

AHHHHH-

[sanders-sidebyside]

my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like

Deceit

pal

your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits

[zodiacsomething]

snek

[thecrowslullaby]

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dsfnklsjdnbcvkjshderfewdf

dksenbfhewiohtfoiew

[meowthefluffy]

So after the jam commercial happened ive been a bit conflicted because the consept of a skaterxnerd au lives rent free in my brain but I also know that Virgil acted kinda out of character so I decided to have my cake and eat it too by making the like 4th weirdest thing ever

Virgil now has an almost identical radical scater cousin named throckmorton who will occasionally impersonate him. This is the drawing that ensued lol

[tobgan]

i fully support this idea

[nonetoon]

Don’t get be wrong axolotls are adorable and deserve the love but I don’t see enough attention for their freaky cave hermit cousins the olm

[nonetoon]

Like if u think the woman on the right is just as beautiful as the women on the left

[cockyroaches]

I thought the head was just stylization you know - as one does - but no that's literally how they fucking look

[lifeofcynch]

the olm is like the Long Horse of amphibians

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Borzoi Axolotl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[official-lucifers-child]

gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*

[valorant-heart]

Here have this

[official-lucifers-child]

yup.

[dechart]

[loudestcrowdever]

I laughed so hard at this

[irreparableinnocence]

Toby Fox wrote a character who was so desperate to achieve success he gave away his agency to the only possibility he had to be somebody, alienating his former colleagues who ended up abandoning him out of jealousy, only for that person to desert him leaving him, with nothing to his name but a desperate hope, to be almost literally thrown in the trash whilst the oligarchy that turned its back on him the moment he ceased to be productive continued to profit from his merchandise, until he later finds a way to achieve the heaven he'd obsessively dreamt of by using a third party, thereby replicating the only power dynamic he knows in an attempt to be the controller rather than the controlled, only for the thing he had been chasing and praying after to not be enough to grant him anything but the despair of being a puppet on a string, a storyline which explores themes of religion, class struggle, and desperation in a deeply compelling way,

and he looks like this:

[deceits-left-glove]

Spamton my boy !! My wonky child !!

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

This just hit me. I’m so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). She’s in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian… possibly the tribe’s leader but no one really knows for sure.

She also once lit into my dad’s school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didn’t realize she had a butcher’s knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didn’t have any more trouble out of him.

[whitebeltwriter]

…I wish to know how and why this just occured to you, please

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

I had an eloquent reason but really what it boils down to is I think Mamaw is a cryptid. The running joke in the family is that Mamaw will be at the end of the world with the twinkies and the cockroaches.

I’m not sure it’s a joke anymore, I think it’s a premonition.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Two years ago one of my cousins wanted to bring her wife to thanksgiving and Joe was all “ew no way” and Mamaw stood her ass up and said “Who the hell do you think you are, saying who is and isn’t welcome in my house? This ain’t your house- you get out! I say who is welcome and YOU is not welcome. Now SCAT!” while slapping at him and then sat back down and asked my cousin if her wife ate catfish. Joe tried to come back in and she popped the tennis balls off her walker and threw them at him until he left

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

No matter how old Mamaw gets, her hair is still solid black. She still hasn’t gone gray and she’s never once died her hair. Her kids all have heads full of gray hair, and my father- her grandson- is starting to go gray. Mamaw? Nothing. I swear she looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Mamaw got Covid-19. She presented with symptoms and was rushed to the ER with a dangerously high fever and next to no oxygen. The doctors took note of her age (she’s apparently 93 as best she can guess) and her vitals and, well, Mamaw wasn’t gonna make it past Monday.

By Sunday night the fever was gone and she was complaining that the hospital didn’t get WWE and she was gonna “miss my wrasslin shows!”.

She was home and completely fine by Tuesday. By Wednesday she was calling up the anti-maskers in our family just to call them idiots and hang up.

[karmaneko3]

Gods above, your Mamaw would scare Cthulu into submission.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Mamaw would probably fish Cthulhu out of the sea and fry him up along with the catfish

[chimericaloutlier]

[valtsv]

the insisting on carrying those massive stacks of folding chairs alone as a kid to wlw and transmasc pipelines

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

also,

[valtsv]

together we can prevent back pain

[bngrc]

Major French dictionary adds non-binary pronouns for the first time

The pronouns "iel" and "iels" are now officially in the dictionary...

[earhartsease]

This is fucking huge. I’m not even french and I’m in tears reading this - french is such a binary-gendered language, and that one of their major dictionaries supports its evolution in this way is so profound.

[headspace-hotel]

french language redemption arc????

[french-ement]

la meilleure nouvelle de toute l'année

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[phage-necro]

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

[adulthoodisokay]

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[coolmomsvevo-deactivated2021012]

oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home

and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he was like “yeah! his name is jason!” and i was like “????? i thought YOUR name was jason”

long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i’ve developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time

[coolmomsvevo-deactivated2021012]

remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone’s keeping it from me so i’m just calling him not-jason

[fernlatte]

@entities-of-posts

[entities-of-posts]

The Stranger

[chewedcorn]

A Cut Above

[aromanticduck]

Saw someone typo 'queerbaiting' as 'queenbaiting'. Is that when you think you hear Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby?

[aromanticduck]

Types of responses to this post:

‘That happens to me all the time and it’s so annoying’

‘That’s also queerbaiting’

‘No, it’s when Queen Elizabeth is in hospital but doesn’t die’

[guerrillatech]

No gods no masters

[amvs]

[randaness]

new Ever Given just dropped

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[pinkieperil]

And the next step…

[systlin]

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

[cathrine-rose]

Oh my god

[systlin]

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

[anthropohedron]

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

[systlin]

Holy fucking shit

[scifigrl47]

I’m DYING.

[ejacutastic]

[desarea-doodles]

😂😂😂

[raptorcivilization]

More accurately

[lotusofhope]

NFT Platforms Have Found Their New Worst Enemy: Twitter T-Shirt Bots

NFT bots have met their match in the form of t-shirt bots stealing their 'exclusive' works. Here's how it's all going down.

The next generation…

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/10/nft-bots-tshirt-online-twitter-war/

[rudywiser]

[deceits-left-glove]

HAHAHSDKSJKWLSKS THERES A NEW SANDWRS SIDES EPISODE?!

HOW DID I KNOW

I JUST INSTINCTIVELY CAME BACK HERE ITS BEEN LIKE A YEAR-