bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM
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@deceivingterror
bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM
news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’
For the record, the victim of this particular murder was a gigantic, violent, drunken pedophile who had repeatedly attempted murder with a shotgun and successfully intimidated witnesses into backing out of court, who had been stealing, robbing, and assaulting pretty much everyone in this town without the slightest legal consequence for over thirty years, and had just been released with a slap on the wrist for shooting a man point-blank in the throat.
The difficult thing about murder is that it must never, ever be condoned, at all, for any reason, lest the right to murder be abused.
Except, in the very rare and interesting case, such as this, wherein a fucker simply needs to die.
don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
i just never want to see elon musk happy
i think he should be torn apart by lions.
I need boy advice help!
kill him
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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here
Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored
this is my spoiler-free way of saying i am playing and enjoying tears of the kingdom
Source: DitzyFlama on Twitter
Breath of the Wild: "Link, climb these mysterious towers to get a better view of the surrounding lands."
Tears of the Kingdom: "Link, we're gonna fire you out of this cannon like the god damn Apollo space shuttle, try and get a couple pictures before you pass out."
C R U C I F I C A T I O N
Zelda was witness of a lot of Link's stupid shenanigans, but Ganondorf is going to see the real deal
There are two types of people who are playing tears of the kingdom those who are really creative taking time to design amazing machines that can destroy any enemy in a single blast reinventing the wheel and extravagant torture devices and making it all look easy
And then there's people who's creativity starts and ends at what if I make a really long bridge