dessie

gods stupidest tranny / 20s / freak weirdo (laudatory)

[decemberempress]

Oh my godddddddd oh my god oh my god. fuck. holy shit. oh my god. OH MY GOD. Oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY??????? HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE BE THIS GOOD??????

[doll-shell]

it’s really problematic of you to maintain the harmful binary of “you” and “not-you”. literally just join the hive already.

[fidodogstoyevsky]

Well what i’ll say is i hope they break each others legs. I hope both teams die forever straight up

[decemberempress]

ok ive said this before and ill say it again: SURELY there is no way guitar george could POSSIBLY know ALL the chords. now SOME of the chords, certainly. but ALL the chords??? all of them???? i just dont buy it.

[rosecandyart]

Alright, enough time has passed.

I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER

[decemberempress]

“true contentment is realizing that you have bigger boobs than that hot girl you hooked up with a few times.”

- Marcus Aurelius, circa 177 AD

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[28121997-deactivated20250923]

imagine being in a club in 1983 and DJ's like here's a new one and blue monday starts playing. i would've left the club injured.

[tmbgareok]

[luguuuu]

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[decemberempress]

you just gotta imagine sisyphus happy. you gotta

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[fodsley]

excited for the playstation 6 to come out so we can finally play playstation 3 games

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

all this effort to play no games

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[bladesofaura13]

The link is broken nooooo

[ot3]

burning of the fucking library of alexandria right here. anyway everyone say thank you wayback machine

[ot3]

Happy ten years of Caity weavers infinite mozzarella sticks article

[decemberempress]

i love you caity weaver

[decemberempress]

why does jeremy renner look like that