Decent Human

(21+ MDNI) | 27 | Any Non-Feminine Pronouns | Bi/Pan | Kinda just existing.|

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[smashing-yng-man]

[a-captions-blog]

[ID: Photoset of Elliot Page in a car saying:

We’re all born into a homophobic society.

We just are.

We’re in some places that are better than others, no doubt.

But the moment you are a conscious being,

every story you’re told, every movie you see,

almost every song you hear is heterosexual,

and typically also hetero-sexist.

And infused in you is a feeling of shame.

And sometimes I think you don’t even know

how much that’s affecting you for a really, really long time.

\End ID]

[lgbt-meme-dealer]

[sosuperawesome]

Pascal Campion on Instagram / Tumblr

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

@tallykat3

[decenthuman99]

I could be wrong but, I'm almost positive that it's actually rhinestone cowboy.

[thoughts-in-shower]

It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two minutes to decide you love a dog.

[decenthuman99]

Actually, a lot of people can fall in love almost instantly. That's why "love at first sight" is such an overused cliche.

[polyamsuggestion]

Hey! Could you reblog this if you are polyamorous or support polyamory? I’d like to get to know how many people are educated or identify as polyamorous xx

[imbasicallyshakespear-deactivat]

!!!support!!I!

[a-valorous-choice-deactivated20]

My girlfriend is polyamorous so yes, of course!

[khadij-al-kubra]

Two of my best friends are poly! It’s not my cup of tea, but so long as it’s done in an ethical and safe way, then yeah I support it

[haveyoumet-thebogmonster]

I am polyamorous!!!

[aberrantemotion]

I support polyams all the way! They dont get enough attention. Theyre members of the lgbt community like any other.

[moodogs]

I myself am not polyamorus I don’t think but yes it is valid

[decenthuman99]

I fully support polyamory.

[yukheii]

cute couple things i’ve seen on campus this semester that make me want a stupid boyfriend

girl and guy were sitting on the same chair with the guy behind her only he was hugging her waist and fast asleep on her shoulder while she was working on her computer

saw this couple across the street from me waiting for the bus. the guy did the thing where he pretends to look for something in his bag and pulls out a finger heart instead

in the hallway i watched this girl run up to her bf and he gives her the biggest hug and goes “see told you you’d kill your presentation” then kisses her forehead

girl sitting next to me in the library has been grinding on an assignment all day (like i’d have been in the library from 10-3 with breaks in between for classes but she’d been sitting there the whole time) and her boyfriend would come in every few hours, put down food or coffee on her table, kiss the top of her head, and walk away without a word

in one of my smaller classes (probably around 30 people) this guy’s phone rang and he sprung up and left the class to answer it. usually profs don’t care if you leave class but this one is really small and he knows all of our names/faces, so when the guy comes back in the prof asks if everything was ok. he has the biggest grin on his face and says “yeah, sorry that was my girlfriend. her flight took off right before it started snowing so i was worried. she’s okay tho.”

was sitting outside and reading when it was warmer and i could see this couple sitting under a tree a little ways away from me. the girl was laying in his lap while he was on his phone. suddenly i heard an alarm go off so i look up and they start switching places so now he’s laying his head on her lap and she’s reading sitting up. it happened twice more after that

[seaofhazel]

Im-

[benevolent-dragondomme]

Adorable

[vee-a-literal-alien-deactivated]

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

[strawberry-crocodile]

Scalding hot take apparently: if a demographic says “I don’t feel safe in the cisgendered heterosexual society, I need space in the LGBT community” and you say “I’m sorry, you’re not oppressed enough, get out” you’re a fucking asshole.

[strawberry-crocodile]

What this post is about;

Ace/aro people getting called “cishet”

Bisexuals getting called “straight passing”

Straight trans people getting told they’re not oppressed

What this post is not about;

Pedophiles

[bumpingbees]

*slams reblog button so hard*

[caoten]

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

[iftari]

#me trying anything at any time, ever

[thebookwormfairy]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*

[thegrizzler-deactivated20180526]

Same

[dateamonster]

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

[aimofdestiny]

addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Proper Latin headcanon accepted.

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic.

Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.

[rawshaide-deactivated20220128]

This is part of an arc where their house got broken into and they have to deal with the ensuing fallout.

Calvin and Hobbes was some real shit, my dude.

[anxietyproblem]

[thiswolfisabottom]

Howdy Sammy. Long time no see. How are ya?

Pretty tired. Have had quite a shitty day. Actually my 3rd shitty day in a row

[decenthuman99]

Sorry to hear that. I hope it gets better.