[deckerclassified]

rio lawyerkitty (therehearsal2022) he/she

i love #movies and sketch comedy 👍 sideblog for tim and eric and on cinema

annoying autistic guy

link to my work-in-progress effort to list every movie mentioned in on cinema

[guiltfactory]

when two people have been together for so long and so much resentment has built up and they keep killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and even if there's still love between them they can't help it they just can't stop killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other

[nerveendings-deactivated2012122]

[omegaverse]

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

[nottodaycia]

Okay and how were the fries

[omegaverse]

They were alright

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

We are charlie chaplin

We carry the cane

[lostcryptids]

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

would you rather...

never be able to have sex again

never be able to watch a movie again

Voting ended onMar 5

[deckerclassified]

[lyctorgideon]

asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma

[deckerclassified]

[jurynullification]

When I put my hair up I think of him

[jurynullification]

Well. I cant find the gif of the guy vaping then he remembers he's in church and starts praying 2 god

[albertnatural]

his name is 2010s

[pissvortex]

[deckerclassified]

i hope to see manuel this season.

[deckerclassified]

i cant have anything

[adultlikers]

[dogpuppy]

[deckerclassified]

tim/gregg pokemon teams first idea...

i think tim somehow reluctantly adopted a munchlax and is really mad it wont evolve (he never spends time with it so it never gains any friendship). pretty straightforward team here (poison/fire types are a must obvi and i think weezing is a good choice to represent his hashtag #addictions and mass murder, camerupt and primeape his short temper, litwick the ever persistent looming threat of arson and the memories of his #murders, krokorok he thinks looks cool.) and i think unlike gregg who couldnt care less about catching pokemon (every pokemon he has was caught by chance), tim is obsessed with battling and will fight anyone and his pokemon all hate him because hes an awful trainer.

gregg meanwhile has a lot of Collector pokemon (vullaby/sableye/klefki a b it) who help him search for VHS tapes, trubbish he found in the garbage and at night they search through garbage cans for any #moviememorabilia they can find. he uses the rotom as a VCR lol. purugly well i think he had a glameow since he was a child and it just grew with him and became this sickening gluttonous thing (no offense purugly ily) just as self-absorbed as him . his kitty cat mirror. klefki carries his keys for him. pretty much all of them he met in alleyways or thrift stores or at garage sales and they just started following him around. he usually doesnt even acknowledge them

but idk. these are all pretty basic ideas. i also played with the idea of tim having a liepard or alternatively something like a mightyena to parallel greggs purugly? mightyena is more stereotyically aggressive and masculine and "cool" but liepards stealthy evilness that sneaks up on you out of nowhere is very compelling.... maybe houndoom/houndour or nickit?

[deckerclassified]

when tim is surprise marrying toni in front of everyone (in front of gregg) and he specifically says that marriage is between a man and a woman . ok