Never Eat Food from a Strangers Plate

Everything tastes great but maybe we should wait before we put it on our plate

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[evilnicegirl]

recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

[evilnicegirl]

new fetch quest dropped

[evilnicegirl]

[loth-caatgirl]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[knifefightscene]

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

[knifefightscene]

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

[everyday-cutephoto]

[babizzxx]

[gaming-fish]

[sturgeonposting]

when you get the two sturgeon plushes……. can you make them kiss….

Brother thats the first thing on my list

[mysillycomics]

[depsidase]

[gayday-inactive]

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

[shinyjolteon]

im gonna cry this person is so sweet to their fish

[glisteringlord]

[museumticket]

me on an average day: i need a treat

me on a bad day: i need a deluxe treat

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[yadelah]