I am not throwing away my shot

Brian | 21🥂 | he/him | this is actually just random pile of shit that I like. At this point it's basically a humor blog

[kosmogrl]

[kumboochies]

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[kayoshibe]

Like... y'all.

[kayoshibe]

YOU. I'm gonna choke 😭😭😂

[fallout-lou-begas]

i've been watching pchal's Platinum Kaizo nuzlocke stream highlights at work and i'm a really big fan of the part where he forcefems his male Combee (because maxing out the Beauty stat in this mod lets you evolve it into a female Vespiquen regardless of the Combee's gender)

[fallout-lou-begas]

FUCK

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[oneheadtoanother]

[feralratbitesu]

[fish-sidekick]

immortalizing this

& more

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[thepaisleyelf]

everyone having a very normal time over at Queen City Deli

[thepaisleyelf]

Queen City Deli bringing the heat into 2022 with a new sign

[thepaisleyelf]

It’s 2025 and we’re still so normal ♥️🪞

[thepaisleyelf]

Never kill yourself, new wet beef drop

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[haydenthewitch]

my favorite thing about the "guy fieari doesn't swallow" controversy is that in every video i've seen on it there's someone in the comments going "actualy we were featured in diners drive in and dive episode 342 and he came to our restaurant and he definitely ate our food on and off camera like he cleared the plate and he's a really chill dude actualy" and it's like. does guy fieari know that he has a loyal army across America defending him AS WE SPEAK against the stupidest conspiracy theory i've ever heard of

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[sarahsnitch-deactivated20200608]

What if bike was short for bichael

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[homeofhousechickens]

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

[homeofhousechickens]

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

[captain-price-returns]

You’re years too late to be recognizing the threat of US government mass surveillance, bud.

[duchessvongooseberg]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the worst thing about those fancy pears is that you think “there’s no way a pear could be worth that much” but if you actually make the mistake of tasting one you will be forced to confront the fact that what you thought was pleasure is but a shadow of a shadow and there is a world out there more real than real that your senses have been waiting for, where the colors are richer and the water is wetter and sleep is refreshing. and you’re not invited.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if you are ever offered a bite of one of these do not take it because you will live the rest of your life unsatisfied by sensory pleasures

[redhairandpronouns]

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric