[themourningroutine-deactivated2]

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

[bechloe-beatchell]

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

[ryan-sometimes]

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

[telltaletypist]

penis parker was bitten on the dick by a radioactive spider and fights crime as her alter ego: spider-cock

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

[mental-breakdown-machine]

this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

[deepconnoisseurduck]

I'm so glad somebody said it

[aikaikaik]

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

CHOOSE YOUR RACER🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎Little Big Huge

🐎 CLOPFUCKER 5000

🐎Father Chrysler

🐎I Like Your Shoelaces

🐎THE END OF ALL THINGS

🐎squanch

🐎of course

🐎honse

🐎Sisyphus of Plinko

🐎cheese charcuterie

Voting ended onJun 29, 2023

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

[deepconnoisseurduck]

CLOPFUCKER 5000 LETS GOOOO

[blostma-art]

Merlin in season 1 / Merlin in season 5

[juniperarts]

The spiderverse crew knew what they were doing

Inspo:

[meowsmorales]

[gravitywhatgravity]

the spot blaming Miles for turning him into a supervillain when Fisk made the collider & Liv & the Prowler stopped Miles from turning it off VS Miguel blaming Miles for the entire multiverse having problems when he blatantly messed with things first

[deepconnoisseurduck]

fr this 15 year old can't get a break

[tholiabentz]

Trans, bi, gay, straight, whatever. Gwen Stacy will always be just so lovable 💗 Prints & Time-limited wallpapers: linktr.ee/Tholia  

[iskander-tm]

Idk if I’m making a bad decision or not buuuuuuuuuuuut I’ve started watching Merlin and this little gaybo has the most kissable lips I’ve ever seen

[spderkid]

OHHHHHHHHSFHDJFB GDARE YOU KIDDINGEMEEEEE

[fieldsoftulips]

ok i have had a LOT of time to think about these parallels.

in itsv, miles isn’t fully spider-man yet. he’s wearing the kids’ costume that doesn’t even fit. peter is the experienced spider-man, wearing the suit, who’s telling him he knows better and that he should sit this one out. but miles doesn’t. he takes his leap of faith and becomes spider-man. 

in atsv, miles has a brand-new suit. he’s been spider-man for longer, and he’s had time to figure out what works for him. 

peter comments on his new suit design and says it looks like he’s bleeding from the armpits. it’s meant as a joke, but it’s also a subtle nod that a lot of time has passed. peter doesn’t quite get how much miles has changed and come into his own. 

in the scene where they have a heart to heart, peter is wearing a bathrobe covering up his spidey suit, showing how he’s out of touch with miles. he’s not the best mentor he can be right now. miles is the one fully displaying the suit. he tells peter he wants to be spider-man in a different way—peter told him in the first movie to “do it like you,” and that’s exactly what miles is doing. 

in both scenes, peter thinks he knows better. but miles flips it right on his head and proves that he’s gonna do his own thing. 

[catchymemes]

[deepconnoisseurduck]

omg

[slitherpunk]

it feels like the people who are actually sad about the submersible are being more disrespectful than people actively making fun of it. what the fuck do you mean people are writing fanfictions of what they thought happened inside ☠☠☠

[slitherpunk]

[e-102]

[ysabelmystic]

DUDE WHAT?????

[deepconnoisseurduck]

absolutely no fucking way 💀

[will80sbyers]

I literally have no idea what barbie is about like you could tell me they copied Goncharov and I would believe you

[deepconnoisseurduck]

same

and yet this movie has taken over my waking thoughts

[joshhere911]

I need more saiki being kind to people and i need more saikis friends realizing his little actions of kindness SO BAD

he randomly places a pencil on someones desk and his friends are the "?" Emoji until said person comes in, gets out all their books, panics for a second before seeing the pencil and going "thank goodness!! I left mine at home!! Im so lucky haha!" and all his friends just GAPE at him for a minute, and then a minute longer when he doesnt say its his or that he put it there

And then its other little things !! He randomly sticks his foot out to trip an oncomingthief, hits a random floating balloon that floats back to a kids dad to catch, he throws a piece of meat towards a dog seconds before the owner runs to the dog saying they were just about to miss it !!

His friends definitely think hes lucky and test Their luck but they notice when its more forced he just . Lets it happen BAHAHA kaido "accidentally" tripping on his shoelaces and saiki just watches him trip <3

(He doesnt know that saiki makes sure thst his shoelaces are tied everyday bc he is INCREDIBLY clumsy ) (he lets it happen bc hes petty and doesnt appreciate his hard work becoming undone)

[roaldamundsen]

best nut poll

walnut

hazelnut

cashew

peanut

chestnut

pistachio

almond

pine nut

pecan

something else

Voting ended onApr 9, 2023

you can't tag this with "I should call him/her"

[deepconnoisseurduck]

god I love nuts