[deepfakefart]

I'll never forget the time I went to my ex's house and she laughed at me for locking the door behind me when we went in. "You lock the doors when you're home??”

Or the time she described the QuikTrip near my house as scary bc there was a cop there as security. (Not because of the cop himself but because of the ~neighborhood~)

Kinda makes me wonder how honest she was about her impoverished upbringing tbh

[deepfakefart]

Also looking back it kind of feels like she was almost cosplaying poverty? Cuz she'd like run out of money for food and stuff but also she only worked part-time by choice, didn't have rent to pay, her grandma paid for her car payment and insurance, her grandma was always buying her things, and she could ask her grandma for help with grocery money etc at any point. But boo hoo poor her she has no money :(

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

do it for the faggots who never got to btw

[deepfakefart]

I'll never forget the time I went to my ex's house and she laughed at me for locking the door behind me when we went in. "You lock the doors when you're home??”

Or the time she described the QuikTrip near my house as scary bc there was a cop there as security. (Not because of the cop himself but because of the ~neighborhood~)

Kinda makes me wonder how honest she was about her impoverished upbringing tbh

[teathattast]

[circumgutter]

[kaijuno]

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

[thathomestar]

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

[clown-guitar]

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

[homunculus-argument]

Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

[hollowboobtheory]

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

[deepfakefart]

Every so often I'll screenshot a suggested friend who's mutuals w my bestie and be like "who is this" bc I'm nosey

[kosmogrl]

[maybeallieart]

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[greelin]

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

[deepfakefart]

If there's one thing we know about Jesus, it's that he didn't have a foreskin